Hypocritical Politician

Originally posted on February 7, 2011.

Freshman Representative Mitch Nichols had been elected by his Republican district to be a hard line conservative in the House. He had been voting in favor of a bill to ban abortion after a heated debate when the Great Shift happened. Suddenly he found himself outside the Capitol inside the body of a woman. He could only sit there in bewilderment for a few minutes before searching through her bag. Inside was her wallet, keys, but there was also a recent medical report from a few days ago. Apparently, this young woman had just gotten pregnant! Mitch looked down at his new stomach; he wasn’t showing yet. A realization came over him. He quickly got up and started running back inside. He had to change his vote! It was one thing when he was telling women what to do with their bodies, but now this bill directly affected HIM! And he didn’t want to go through the process of giving birth!

The Next Avatar...

Originally posted on December 3, 2010.

There was something wrong with the equipment connecting Jake to his avatar, and he had to escape his Na’vi form and return to his human body one last time. He groaned about it forever, wishing to return to the native peoples of Pandora. In his haste, he hijacked another console so that he could use someone else’s Na’vi avatar. He was initially surprised to find himself in the body of a female Na’vi! He really screwed this up, but when he tried to disconnect, he found that he couldn’t. The new avatar wasn’t perfectly compatible with his DNA, causing his original body to be killed in the process, and leaving his mind stuck forever in this new form.

Helmets

Originally posted on February 1, 2011.

Otto lifted the helmet off his head while his former body on the other side of the room did the same. The strange invention had worked; he had swapped bodies with his friend, Janine. Amazed that it actually worked, the two placed back on the helmets to switch back. But something went wrong! The helmets weren’t working!

Calling the Cops

Originally posted on July 29, 2009.

Patricia grabbed the cart that her former body was wheeling. "Give it back," she said.

Her old body looked puzzled, "What are you talking about?"

"You know what I'm talking about; stop playing dumb. That's my body, and somehow you stole it!"

"I don't know who you are, or what you're talking about," lied Vinny, "But if you don't leave me alone right now, I'm calling the cops."

Busy Man

Originally posted on March 1, 2012.

"I really don't have time for this right now, Jessica!" Greg complained, "Look, I know we switched bodies, and I know you've been looking for a solution. No one in the office cares that I'm now in your body! I just haven't had time to help! Today I've got a huge client meeting, three phone conferences, and trial preparation! I'm a busy man--er, woman!"

Live Together

Originally posted on February 27, 2012.

Julian and Henry had both lost their girlfriends in the same week, and the two roommates decided to go to a bar to drown their sorrows in booze. Henry ordered a beer, and Julian ordered a white wine. As the two men discussed their problems, Julian started to feel strange. He didn't fully notice the transformation until it was all over, and two giant breasts hung from his chest.

"What happened to me?" Julian realized he was screaming in broken English with a very thick accent. He ran to the bathroom to look in a mirror and inspected his reflection. He was now the type of woman Henry often brought back to their place: foreign, beautiful, and very smart (but lacking in common sense--after all, any woman willing to sleep with Henry lacked common sense).

Upon exiting the bathroom, Henry made a pass.

"You think I go home with you? You crazy!" Julian shouted.

"You got to go home with me, Babe! We live together!"

This Isn't a Dream?

Originally posted on August 2, 2009.

When she first saw Ed's reaction of jumping around the room and grabbing her b**bs, Denise thought that maybe he had something to do with the strange flash of light that swapped their bodies. However, when she accused him, he seemed confused. "This isn't a dream?" He asked, "You mean this is real? Sorry, I mean, wow. I thought I had been hit on the head or something. I mean, I've got to admit that having bre*sts is just exciting, but I swear that I had nothing to do with causing this!"

Missed

Originally posed around December, 2009 (exact date unknown).

Bill could only laugh at the coincidence. He had dated Brittany for three years before she broke up with him one night not too long ago. He thought he’d do anythign to see her again. It turned out the forces of the universe would take him up on that when the Great Shift caused him to swap into her body. The first thing he did was rip open his shirt to get a good look at the her body that he so dearly missed...

Enjoy It!

Originally posted on April 28, 2010.

"Bye, Brenda!" Philip shouted back to his old body after the two had accidentally swapped. Brenda was already having her doubts about how accidental the swap truly was. Philip just seemed too happy, too confident in her body. It didn't seem right. Shouldn't a typical straight male be a little more freaked out to be in a woman's body? Truth be told, Philip wasn't freaking out because being in a woman's body had always been a secret dream of his, something he never told anyone. It may have been an accident, but that doesn't mean he wasn't going to enjoy it!

Horribly Wrong

Originally posted on October 8, 2012.

An experiment in the basement of the science building at the University had gone horribly wrong, resulting in an explosion. No one was hurt, but it had caused a strange body swap between two students: the nerdy Martin Klein and the popular Kelly Chow. Both were nervous at first, but the professors promised answers by tomorrow. When they arrived the next day, Kelly was disgusted by how Martin had dressed her body. He had made her look like a total geek. She nearly flipped out when the professors told her they wouldn’t be able to reverse the swap for at least a week. Martin was a bit more cool-headed. He took a deep breath and rubbed his temples. He couldn’t imagine the next week would be easy, but he was confident he could make it through.

English

Originally posted on January 30, 2011.

A large crowd began to gather in Beijing as a strange light began to flicker in mid-air. There seemed to be no cause and no reason for it until a young woman fell out of the light before it quickly disappeared. Many with cameras pulled them out to get a photo of the woman who appeared out of thin air. She spoke, “Could someone help me? I think something went wrong. My name is Samuel Winston, and I am from California. I invented a teleporter, but I think something went wrong! This isn’t my body!” The only response he seemed to get were a few confused faces and some cheers. Everyone was speaking a language he didn’t understand. He asked, “Does anyone here speak English? Anyone?”

Getting Back

Originally posted on April 22, 2010.

While some enjoyed the new lives given to them by the Magic Taxi, Phil was not among them. He had searched and searched for his old body in the hopes that he could swap back to himself again. After the cab started giving him unspeakable pains, he finally swapped with someone, a young woman. It certainly wouldn't have been his first choice, and if he hadn't been in so much pain, he probably would've been more thoughtful about the swap. Now he spent his days trying to take as many cabs as possible in the hopes of finding the Magic Taxi again, and maybe, just maybe, eventually use it to get back to his old body.

Spoiled

Originally posted on October 6, 2010.

Derek smiled as he stumbled out of the cab. Moments ago he had been the man driving the cab, and a few weeks before that, he had been a middle-aged, middle-class single man, unhappy with his life, his go-nowhere job, and his sexless evenings. At first he cursed his luck when the cab driver stole his body. He had gone from office slave to lower class cab driver. Then he realized that with this magic taxi, he too could steal someone's life. He hadn't considered being a woman until Debbie, a spoiled, drunken party girl entered the back seat. All she could do was brag about her rich, spoiled life. Well, Derek decided that life would be his now. As she walked out, he stole her body, leaving her in the cab to fend for a new body.

I'm Not Crazy

Originally posted on July 27, 2012.

“You’ve got to believe me! I’m not crazy! I’m not! I swear, I’m not this Asian woman! She stole my body! I’m a man! She had this medallion, and when she touched it to me we started changing into each other! I don’t belong in this mental institution! My mind in sound! I can tell you everything about myself! I’m really not crazy! I know it sounds crazy, but bodyswapping is possible! I’ve experienced it! I’ve seen it first hand! Please let me out of here! Get me out of this straight jacket! I’m not crazy!”

Find It

Originally posted on June 12, 2012.

Jim had been vacationing in Hawaii minding his own business when he heard a scream in the distance. A Japanese woman was running on the beach, yelling her head off about something. She soon came to stand next to Jim and stopped. She looked at him momentarily, as if she was sizing him up. Then she took her hand, which held a strange looking medallion and pressed it to Jim’s chest before throwing it as hard as she could into the ocean. She stared at Jim without blinking as the changes started. Within a few minutes, she was now in his body and he was now in hers. Now in his body, she proceeded to run away. Jim was tempted to run after her but realized that the medallion must have caused the swap. He needed to find it first. He jumped into the ocean in search. The water wasn’t very deep in this area, so he hoped he could find it!

Flight Plans

Originally posted on November 16, 2011.

Kenneth was cursing as he searched the front seat of Karen's car. He was sure this is where she had put the Medallion of Zulu after the two had used it last night to swap bodies. He had even checked that it was still there right before going to bed last night. Though both had used the medallion in the past for fun, last night was an accident. Karen worked as a stewardess, and she had to leave for a long round trip flight a little more than twelve hours laster. Kenneth had to spend the morning getting ready as her. Then they planned to meet in the airport parking lot, quickly switch clothes, and let Karen on her way. But as Kenneth continued to search, time was running out. If he didn't find it fast, he'd have to do Karen's job and be stuck in her body for another few days.

Slip 'N' Slide

Originally posted on June 7, 2012.

The boys had stolen some water from the showers at Bikini Beach a few weeks ago and had been playing pranks on each other every since. They'd turn one of their buddies into a woman for a day or a week and chuckle at their expense. The latest prank with the Slip'N'Slide went too far. One of them had placed water from the lifetime pass shower on it, and when David slid across he transformed. He cursed as it happened; he should have seen it coming. He asked when it would wear off this time. The other fell hushed, not wanting to tell him the answer.

Appropriate Revenge

Originally posted on October 26, 2017.

Carly got a notification on her phone, and she checked it to find that she had a text from Aaron with an image attached. She reluctantly opened it and was instantly horrified. After the two had swapped bodies, she had no idea what he was going to do. However, the fact that the first thing he did when in her body was to go and get her head shaved...and that he sent her a photo of it in progress?! Was he trying to goad her? Make her angry? Well, two could play at that game. She just needed to come up with a plan to do something horrible to his body as an appropriate revenge.

Differences

Originally posted on October 6, 2017.

After a blinding flash of light, Brian could feel that something was wrong with his body, but he didn’t realize exactly how long until he looked down. He had become a woman! He didn’t realize at the time that he had actually swapped bodies with one due to a phenomenon that would come to be known as the Great Shift. The oddest part was that despite the changes, it didn’t feel all that weird. He knew his chest and butt jetted out further than before. He knew his hair was longer than he had ever worn it, but it all still felt reasonably normal. He almost expected to be falling over with this different body, unable to keep the most basic of balance, but he still stood there without any problem. He wasn’t sure if it was muscle memory or if even the most drastic differences between humans weren’t that different after all...

Transformation Booth

Originally posted on September 24, 2017.

The booths looked like something out of the distant past. When they started popping up in cities, everyone began to wonder what they were. Cell phones had long killed the need for telephones booths, and these retro-looking ones didn’t even have a telephone inside. Instead, they just had a single large button where a telephone would have been in the past. Many were curious, but few ever dared to enter and press the button.

Finally, one day, curiosity got the better of Mark. He got into one of the booths, closed the door, and pressed the button. There was a flash of light and the next moments were filled with a rush that was more intense than the best amusement park ride, more colorful than the wildest light show. There was a sense of euphoria and joy until it all faded, leaving him feeling a little disoriented as he left the booth.

His first thoughts were about telling his friends they should try it or even thinking about going again himself. That is, until the disorientation faded. He realized the lights and the joy were all just distractions from what the booth really did to him -- it transformed him. He was now a woman, and he was in an entirely different location! The booth had swapped his consciousness with another user in another booth somewhere. He was now her, and she was probably now him. He thought about going right back in again -- no longer because of amazing experience, but because he desperately wanted to try to get his own body back.

Complaints

Originally posted on October 21, 2023 on my Patreon (which you should totally sign up for)! I probably couldn't do this without my Pateon subscribers at this point, so thank you!

Whenever Melanie walked into the coffee shop, no one working would want to deal with her. She was, quite frankly, a bitch. She would always shout that the order was never quite right. Today, Brad was the one making her drink, and he was preparing for the verbal assault that would soon follow.

Except instead of hearing her usual complaints, it was the screams of the entire shop that filled his ears. Everyone, it seemed, had swapped bodies. And of all the bodies he could have ended up in, Brad ended up in Melanie’s. He informed everyone that the shop would be closing for the day, and that only employees should stay behind.

As it turned out, the other staff had swapped bodies with people some distance away. Brad was now all alone in Melanie’s body. He might have to hear her annoying voice all the time now, but at least he could prevent it from complaining -- as he now had complete control over it.

In the Right Hands

Originally posted on April 5, 2024.

I realized I just posted this on www.greatshiftcaptions.com, but it was messed up for most of the day before I fixed the sizing.

Neil had to admit that he had outdone himself with his latest invention. With what he had created anyone could make themselves look like anyone else. But it wasn’t a mere illusion, more like a transformation. He simply adjusted the settings and his body morphed from a 5’11” male weighing 200 pounds to a 5’4” woman at just a little over half that weight. Anyone touching him would only feel his now soft feminine skin. And even his own body would feel and react as if this was his actual body.

The potential for this technology was limitless. In the wrong hands, it could be used for criminal activities or to impersonate celebrities. In the right hands, it could treat gender dysphoria or used as a welcome vacation from one self.

But for now? Well, for now the invention was all in Neil’s hands. And it was time for him to test some limits and maybe have a little fun.

Understanding

Originally posted on October 27, 2009.

Chuck sat on the dock where he used to go fishing with his dad. He couldn't believe how he had freaked out when he came home from college after the Great Shift hit. His dad had disowned him for being transformed into a woman. This wasn't his fault, but his dad acted like it was! Didn't he know that the Shift was random? He couldn't only think back to the good days. He wished his dad would understand...

Pop Star

Originally posted on November 14, 2009.

Michael wished he could've gone to the pop concert tonight, but tickets sold out so fast! He was pretty bummed out as he sat on his couch, but then the world swirled around him and he was on stage in front of thousands of people. A few screams shouted out, but most people just seemed to look down at their bodies confused. Looking down to see the body of the pop star he would've killed to see earlier, he decided to address the crowd, "Did anything, um, weird just happen to anyone else?"

Library

Originally posted on November 25, 2009.

Eugene found the spell swapped him with the sexy librarian's assistant at his college and was sure the reversal had to be in one of the other books in the same section. What he didn't know was that the librarian's assistant had already snuck out with reversal, which was actually in the book that caused the swap in the first place.

Not the Sharpest Tool in the Box

Originally posted on November 19, 2009.

Enrico couldn't figure out what everyone was freaking out about. They were grabbing their own breasts or crotches. He just didn't get what was going on. Whatever, he needed to take a piss. He went up to the urinal and zipped down his jeans, and instead of finding the usual penis, there was ... nothing! Upon further inspection by pushing down a frilly pair of panties, he found a vagina. Totally freaked out, he finally realized what everyone was so weirded out by earlier. Sure, it took Enrico a while to figure out that the Great Shift had affected him too, swapping him into the body of a woman he was standing next to, but no one ever said he was the sharpest tool in the box.

Overdone

Originally posted on November 12, 2009.

When Michael and his sister Helen exchanged bodies after playing around with one of their father's inventions, they didn't know what to do! They tried to swap back to no success. Until they could figure out a way, they figured they'd try to act as each other as best as possible. Michael wasn't trying to do his best getting dressed and putting on makeup in Helen's body. He looked in the mirror; and even though he had found this dress in her closet, he don’t think she had ever worn it. He had overdone something!

Convince

Originally posted on April 16, 2013.

Trevor Marx couldn’t believe how well he lucked out with the body he got to borrow on Exchange Island. She was gorgeous! He didn’t bother to unpack her things, he just grabbed a bikini and hit the beach. As he lounged about, a member of the resort staff came running up.

“Mr. Marx! We’re sorry! There’s been a terrible mistake!” The staff member exclaimed, “Ms. Li was leaving the island! You shouldn’t have swapped with her. if you’ll return to the office, we will allow you the pick of your bodies for your two weeks here!”

“Honestly, I’m quite happy with Ms. Li’s body. If I am to have my pick,” Trevor responded, “I pick her!”

“I don’t think you understand, Mr. Marx! If we don’t fix this error in the next few minutes, you’ll be stuck in her body forever!”

“What are you trying to convince me of? I’m honestly seeing no downside in just staying right here and keeping this body!”

The Accident

Originally posted on December 18, 2013.

“He’s waking up.”

Martin didn’t know where the words were coming from. His surroundings were quite unfamiliar. The last thing he remembered was driving back from college for the holidays. His parents had picked him up, and he got into an argument with his mom. The car skidded, and that was the last thing he could recall.

“Can you hear me, Martin?” The voice asked.

“Uh...” It was all Martin could manage to say.

“It’s okay. Don’t try too hard yet. The neuro pathways will take some time to adjust to your new body.”

“There’s good news and bad news,” A second voice spoke, “You were in an accident. We were able to save your brain, but your body was crushed. Your mother, on the other hand, was completely brain dead from her injuries. Doctor Brown did something miraculous. He placed your brain in your mom’s body to save you.”

Martin wanted nothing more than to scream upon hearing this, but he couldn’t seem to; his brain was still adjusting. He couldn’t believe he was now in the body of his own mother!

The Cult

Originally posted on November 13, 2009.

Charlotte and Dennis had mixed feeling about the cult they had been talked into joining. They were made to wear all white all the time, but the food was good. There was no working, but they were subject to strange bodyswapping experiments. Right now Dennis felt weird with Charlotte's long hair and shapely figure. Charlotte felt equally weird with that dangled between her legs. Being in someone else's body certainly kept most cult members from running away...though Dennis was considering the possibility the longer he spent in Charlotte's body....