Spring Break

Originally posted on August 3, 2009.

When Matt and all his frat brothers went down to Mexico for Spring Break, none of them could've anticipated the Great Shift. Matt was rather uncomfortable being in the body of some chick who was also down there vacationing, but at least he was hot! Plus, he was still around the same age, and he suspected he wouldn't have any problems crossing back over the border. The same couldn't be said for his best best bud at the frat, Leo, who had ended up in the body of some fat, middle-aged Mexican woman.

Is This the End?

Originally posted on July 19, 2009.

Mike was riding his bike when the world went black. It felt like he stopped moving immediately. Had he hit something? He felt weird...different. As he passed by a car and saw his reflection, he knew why. Somehow staring back at him was a woman! Did he die? Was this the afterlife? Was he a spirit possessing someone on Earth? His mind was wandering when someone approached him from behind. "Great Shift got you too, eh?" It asked, "Judging from your puzzled expression, I'm guessing you didn't see the news reports yet..."

Prosecute

Originally posted on June 18, 2013.

It was hard for Mindy Fuller to prove their body had been stolen; it was even harder to find the culprit and prosecute. However, after months of searching, they found their man. He was surly and uncooperative inside of Mindy’s body. He snarled as his mug shot was taken and growled at the cops.

“You’ll never lock me away for good!” He said, “Without the device that did this, you’ll never prove anything. And I ain’t gonna tell you where it is. After all, even if you do manage to succeed in convicting me, good luck trying to convince a judge to allow Mindy’s body to be put away for my crimes!” He laughed, “You probably wouldn’t even know whether to put me in men’s or women’s prison!”

Friend Zone

Originally posted January 31, 2014.

A few months ago, if you had asked Lawrence about prom, he probably would’ve said he wasn’t planning on going. That was before the Great Shift swapped him into the body of a very attractive woman. Now he was all smiles after putting on a green dress for the big night. He had arrived with his date for the night, his friend Eugene (who had been quite a nerdy guy before being swapped into the body of the school’s quarterback). Lawrence was hoping that after tonight, he might find himself out of the “Friend Zone” with Eugene, and that the two could start dating. Euegen was having much more trouble than Lawrence dealing with a sudden surge in popularity -- and it was still also hard for him to accept that Lawrence was now 100% woman, though Lawrence was certainly ready to prove that latter face to Eugene later tonight.

Eager

Originally posted on September 26, 2012.

Carl had been eager to test out his new body swapping device, maybe a little too eager. He hired a prostitute to be one test subject and used himself as the other. The hooker was confused to be in a new body, but she saw it as a way out of her horrible life. She started to bolt for the door, and Carl knew he had to stop her fast. He used his device to switch her and his dog. He wasn’t sure if it would work on animals, but soon his own body was walking around on all fours and barking. Next, Carl switched himself back into his own body, leaving his dog inside the prostitute’s body. One more step and everyone would be back to normal, but then he tried to use the device and it stopped working! It would take some time to fix it.Carl was sure glad he wasn’t expecting any visitors soon. He wouldn’t know how to explain the woman walking around on all fours and eating out of dishes on the ground.

Freezing

Originally posted on March 25, 2010.

One minute Conor was relaxing on the beach, and the next minute he was in the freezing cold, zooming down a mountain on skis. He was lucky enough to be able to gain control and bring himself to a safe stop. As if somehow being transported miles away to the freezing cold wasn't enough, as Conor caught his breath, he found out the temperature wasn't the worst of things. He was in a woman's body now! He was now a woman! Hoping to find some answers, he made his way to the ski lodge, only to find out that he was one of many to be swapped into a new body, though most of the other people had swapped with someone else on the mountain.

Another Tale of Revenge

Originally posted on March 25, 2009.

Stan couldn't believe he was pointing a gun at his own body. But then again, he couldn't believe what he had to do since this hooker swapped bodies with him two months ago. He was treated like trash on a daily basis, had all types of solicited encounters with various men, and even had to experience an abortion after one customer got him pregnant. His old body said that if Stan shot, he'd never get his body back. But Stan KNEW that; he realized that he'd probably even go to jail. It wasn't about getting his body back anymore; it was about revenge.

Waiting

Originally posted on July 23, 2019.

“Oh hell yes!” Melvin exclaimed, “I’ve paid out more than a pretty penny to visit Exchange Island over a dozen times, and I’ve been waiting to get a body like this! This is amazing! I feel bad for the person stuck in my scrawny, pale, nerdy body, but I always feel bad for whoever gets my body.”

Of course, this time Melvin felt particularly bad for the person stuck in this body, because this time he’d be activating his invention. If all went according to plan, the device would emit a pulse that would ensure everyone on the island kept the bodies they were currently in. He had perfected the device a few visits ago, but he was just waiting for a body he’d enjoy being stuck with in order to test it. Of course, that meant everyone else on the island would be stuck too, but he didn’t care that much. And the impact should only be limited to current visitors, allowing future vacationers to enjoy the island’s legendary effects.

Perfectly

Originally posted on January 6, 2010.

Dan couldn't believe he was attending a party in his sister's body. It had been a week since they had accidentally switched bodies, and they both had been avoidning social events, but she insisted that he attend this one for her. She had helped him get ready, pick out an outfit, and do his hair. However, when he first arrived, he could not believe how it almost seemed like instinct for him to make his way to the bathroom and adjust his makeup. He was more freaked out when he did it perfectly...

Once Upon an Incel

Originally posted on July 22, 2009.

Many incels enjoyed the results of the Great Shift, Paul was one of them. He couldn't have gotten a date before the Shift to save his life. He was not even 30 and already fat and balding. He'd watch dirty videos to no end and creep around places like the gym, hoping to catch women without their clothes on. After the Shift, he was pleased to have his very own female body to play with! Though many were now interested in a date, his lingering social awkwardness kept people from giving him a call back later...

...Yet

Originally posted on March 29, 2015.

When the Medallion of Zulu came into the collection of the local museum, most of the staff dismissed it as a piece of junk. Brian, however, had heard about the legends. He asked to take him home for further study. It was rare to allow a piece outside, but no one thought the medallion was of any value. Brian knew he just needed to test it with someone. He asked his girlfriend, Maxine, if she’d like to switch bodies. She thought he was crazy. He told her he didn’t expect to work, but if it did, it would be the discovery of a lifetime. They touched it at the same time, and at first nothing seemed to happen. She rolled his eyes at him, but a few minutes later, they realized they’d have to exchange clothing. Sure enough, thirty minutes later, and Brian now had Maxine’s body and Maxine had Brian’s. They decided to go for a walk. Brian kept complaining about the heels and tight pants he now wore. Maxine just laughed at him until they reached the river. She said she was done making fun of him and asked to switch back. Brain started to say that they couldn’t. Maxine was immediately enraged, storming off but not before throwing the medallion in the ocean. Brian had wished she had let him finish before she did that. He was going to say that they couldn’t...yet; that they would have to wait twelve hours. Of course with the medallion now at the bottom of the river, they couldn’t ever. He looked down at the river, then at himself. He was going to have to get used to this view. It would be what he saw every time he looked down from now on...

Less Frequent

Originally posted on April 15, 2015.

Jared thought he had the house to himself for a whole week. His wife had just left for a business trip, and he knew exactly what he was going to do. He went up into the attic and opened the box with the medallion that was carefully wrapped inside with a yellow sweater and some jean shorts. He took a deep breath as he placed the medallion around his neck and touched the sweater to it. He then proceeded to change his clothing. The jean shorts were too tight for him, but he knew it was only a matter of moments before he could slip them on. The sweater was less of a problem to get on, but for now it was tight. It didn’t take long. About 15 minutes and Jared had an entirely different body. He had dated Soon when he was in college, back when he first found the medallion. She was the only one he had ever told about the medallion, and they often used it to swap bodies. After they broke up, he never told her that he kept one of her outfits that allowed him to transform himself into a copy of her any time he wanted. He used to do it all the time, but it became less frequent as the years passed. Now that he was in his 40s, there was still something nice about spending some time inside the body of a college-aged woman. But then he heard a noise outside. He looked to see a care outside. His wife must’ve forgotten something! He needed to hide. It’d be many more hours before he could transform back into himself. He rushed up to the attic, hoping she would think he had just gone out for a bit.

Fortunate

Originally posted on October 26, 2020.

When Andrew caught the deadly disease, he knew he was fortunate enough to be able to afford the most expensive treatments available. However, attempt after attempt proved unsuccessful. The final solution was certainly extreme. He was placed under, his brain transplanted into a new body, and he awoke in the hospital several days later. The disease was cured, but he was now in the body of a woman. He couldn’t move yet; his brain was still figuring his new body out. But he knew it was only a matter of time until he continue on with life.

Decisions

Originally posted on July 21, 2020.

Matthew knew the reason the wedding was being delayed. No one could locate the best man, which just happened to be him. He was sure it was only a matter of time before they found his lifeless body back in a seeming coma hotel room. He had no idea that weird magic spell he found on the internet was a possession spell, nor did he expect to immediately possess his brother’s fiance, Erika.

He figured he had two options. One was to go through and marry his own brother, and hope the spell would just sort of wear off so things can go back to normal. The other was just call off the wedding and get himself as far away from there as possible. He’d be living Erika’s life for as long as he was stuck in her body -- but he’d be living it by his own rules, certainly not married to his own brother. He was going to have to make a decision soon..

Teasing the Teacher

Originally posted on July 20, 2009.

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Milkshake

Originally posted on October 16, 2013.

Kevin put on his workout clothes and headed out the door. He hadn’t planned on actually doing any exercise, but he loved the way his body looked in the outfit every since the Great Shift placed his mind inside the body of a really hot woman. Instead of going to the gym, he went to a fast food place and grabbed a milkshake. His new body was so fit, he couldn’t imagine one shake causing any problems. However, if he kept up this routine of fatty foods and no exercise, his body wouldn’t keep its shape!

Drowned

Originally posted on October 8, 2020.

John looked back to see his own body dead and floating in the pool. He supposed he could call an ambulance, but he paused for a moment to think about what had happened. He was a good swimmer; there was no reason why he suddenly started to drown. It was like he just forgot for a moment, then everything the flashed. The next thing he knew, he was standing at the edge of the pool, watching his former body drown. But he was doing it from another body -- a woman’s body. He could remember everything about himself -- about being John -- but he also realized he had forgotten one thing; he had forgotten how to swim. He knew he used to know, but the knowledge just didn’t seem to transfer to this new body.

And so he slowly continued out of the pool and called for help. He pretending to not have any connection to his former body. Heck, he didn’t know much about his new body, so it probably wasn’t a lie. There were going to be a lot of questions, and John needed to start finding answers.

Lecture

Originally posted on October 20, 2020.

Professor Wilson Reynolds had students fall asleep in his lectures before, but a classmate did usually wake them up when it was time to leave. To say that Wilson was a little annoyed by the young woman slightly snoring in the back long after everyone had left the room would be an understatement. He walked behind her seat quietly and kicked. Just as he did so, he felt a jolt like he was waking up from a dream. He realized he was now sitting down in the seat he had just kicked; he was somehow now the body of his own student.

Despite his panic, the student in his body was even more broken up. She ran out of the room crying; Wilson was nowhere near fast enough to catch up. He strolled calmly back into the classroom. A new group of students would be filtering in soon, and he’d have to give his lecture despite having the body of this slacker.

His biggest concern was if the students would take him seriously. it was early in the semester, so most probably didn’t know him -- though he did have a bit of a reputation. Even still, he’d imagine it might be hard seeing a woman no older than they were giving a lecture on advanced physics.

It seemed, however, that most of the next class didn’t even show up. The swap didn’t just swap Professor Reynolds and a student, the entire school had been swapped around. People were panicking, and no one was going to class.

Government Funded

Originally posted on July 17, 2009.

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