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Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Undercover

Originally posted on October 8, 2013.

Cameron had been looking for a story to make a name for himself as an undercover journalist for a while. Catching wind of Bikini Beach seemed like the perfect story. Water that turned men into women? It seemed like something that was begging to be exposed. Hiding a camera with him on his first visit, he was shocked at his own transformation. He was now a completely beautiful woman, and was luckily more covered than some of the other more scantily clad guests. However, looking at his footage just showed a beach full of women, nothing to reveal the transformation. He kept going back day after day, getting slightly better footage each day, but he still needed the nail in the coffin. He was sure one more day would do it, but was told he could no longer get in unless he bought a lifetime pass. He shrugged; he probably wouldn’t use it again, but what harm could it do?

Cameron had been looking for a story to make a name for himself as an undercover journalist for a while. Catching wind of Bikini Beach seemed like the perfect story. Water that turned men into women? It seemed like something that was begging to be exposed. Hiding a camera with him on his first visit, he was shocked at his own transformation. He was now a completely beautiful woman, and was luckily more covered than some of the other more scantily clad guests. However, looking at his footage just showed a beach full of women, nothing to reveal the transformation. He kept going back day after day, getting slightly better footage each day, but he still needed the nail in the coffin. He was sure one more day would do it, but was told he could no longer get in unless he bought a lifetime pass. He shrugged; he probably wouldn’t use it again, but what harm could it do?

Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Dry Cleaning Cycle

Originally posted on September 16, 2013.

Juan loved his dry cleaning business. He made a decent living, but what brought him the most pleasure was what he would do after hours. First, he’d select an outfit -- he often could make a pretty good guess based on who had brought it in -- then he’d pull out the Medallion of Zulu. He’d place it around his neck, touch his clothes to it, and he’d find himself transforming. He’d go home for the night, enjoy his new body, and return the next day. The shop closed at 7PM and opened at 8AM, just a little more time than he needed to use the medallion again to transform back into his own body in the morning and start the cycle over again.

Juan loved his dry cleaning business. He made a decent living, but what brought him the most pleasure was what he would do after hours. First, he’d select an outfit -- he often could make a pretty good guess based on who had brought it in -- then he’d pull out the Medallion of Zulu. He’d place it around his neck, touch his clothes to it, and he’d find himself transforming. He’d go home for the night, enjoy his new body, and return the next day. The shop closed at 7PM and opened at 8AM, just a little more time than he needed to use the medallion again to transform back into his own body in the morning and start the cycle over again.

Monday, January 29, 2024

Good Son

Originally posted on July 8, 2012.

“Mom! You can’t do this to me! You can’t! Give me my body back, please!”

“I’m sorry, Junior, but you were a worthless son. You never worked hard, you were never appreciative, and you always took advantage of me as your mother. I switched bodies with you in order to turn your life around. Maybe once I do, I will give it back to you, but only if I am convinced that you won’t ruin all of my hard work.”

Sunday, January 28, 2024

Ill-Fitting Revenge

Originally posted on May 23, 2012.

Roy had regretted the words from the moment he said them. He loved his wife, and he never meant to hurt her feelings. But a few too many drinks on the first night of their vacation and he spouted off oh-so-stupidly too her that she had small boobs. He only made it worse when he told her it wasn’t her fault, that it was just her Asian genetics. She ran back to the room crying, and Roy spent hours apologizing before falling asleep. But karma had overheard Roy’s foolish comments as well, and decided to play a little prank. They awoke in their own room, but in the bodies of two other people at the resort--another mixed raced couple like themselves. But Roy didn’t wake up in the man’s body of this couple, he woke up in the woman’s! And while she was Asian, her breasts certainly weren’t small! Roy was shocked, and even more surprised that his wife still insist they go to the beach as planned. Roy tried pulling on his wife’s bikini, but it didn’t fit at all! He was going to be so humiliated out there! His wife smiled; it would be fitting revenge!

Saturday, January 27, 2024

Book Worm

Originally posted on February 27, 2009.

Julian was the University's biggest book worm. When the Great Shift hit he ended up in the body of the school most popular party girl and cheerleader. Julian didn't keep up with her athletics, but maintained his interested in literature. It wasn't long before many of the men (at least the one's who maintained male bodies) found a greater interest in books, and the library became the hottest place to hang out on campus!

Julian was the University's biggest book worm. When the Great Shift hit he ended up in the body of the school most popular party girl and cheerleader. Julian didn't keep up with her athletics, but maintained his interested in literature. It wasn't long before many of the men (at least the one's who maintained male bodies) found a greater interest in books, and the library became the hottest place to hang out on campus!

Friday, January 26, 2024

Morning Jog

Originally posted on December 15, 2022.

Every morning when Brad went on his morning jogs, he’d go hard. He’d push himself to his limits, always trying to beat his previous time on a set path. He’d be so focused that he’d often find himself back at home and realize he’d been running with a sprain or other injury for quite some time. Today, an odd thing happened when he realized he was suddenly running the wrong way. A little frustrated, he turned himself around and cursed how much time it would add. A little bit longer on his jog, and he couldn’t help but stop. His pecs were feeling strange, like they were puffy or something. Taking a rare breather, he quickly discovered his blue top was now purple. In fact, it wasn’t his top at all. And his pecs weren’t puffy, that wasn’t even his chest! It was the chest of a woman! On his body! As he looked around the park and the mass confusion that seemed to have overtaken everyone, he soon figured out he wasn’t alone in suddenly being in a new body...even if it took him just a little bit longer than most to realize it.

Every morning when Brad went on his morning jogs, he’d go hard. He’d push himself to his limits, always trying to beat his previous time on a set path. He’d be so focused that he’d often find himself back at home and realize he’d been running with a sprain or other injury for quite some time.

Today, an odd thing happened when he realized he was suddenly running the wrong way. A little frustrated, he turned himself around and cursed how much time it would add. A little bit longer on his jog, and he couldn’t help but stop. His pecs were feeling strange, like they were puffy or something. Taking a rare breather, he quickly discovered his blue top was now purple. In fact, it wasn’t his top at all. And his pecs weren’t puffy, that wasn’t even his chest! It was the chest of a woman! On his body! As he looked around the park and the mass confusion that seemed to have overtaken everyone, he soon figured out he wasn’t alone in suddenly being in a new body...even if it took him just a little bit longer than most to realize it.

Thursday, January 25, 2024

Explosion

Originally posted on September 20, 2010.

As soon as Tony saw the explosion raging down the hall, he began to run towards for safety. However, he knew it was hopeless. It was far too long of a corrider before he'd reach the safety of the parking lot, and the explosion was moving far too fast. He was still going to try. He felt the burn on his back as he pushed himself harder, but to no avail as he was quickly engulfed in flames. This was no ordinary explosion, and the mysterious chemicals that had caused it also resulted in pushing Tony's soul out of his body. It shot across the parking lot to a woman standing on the other side of the room. He suddenly found himself in control of her body, completely puzzled by how he wound up in a new body.

As soon as Tony saw the explosion raging down the hall, he began to run towards for safety. However, he knew it was hopeless. It was far too long of a corrider before he'd reach the safety of the parking lot, and the explosion was moving far too fast. He was still going to try. He felt the burn on his back as he pushed himself harder, but to no avail as he was quickly engulfed in flames. This was no ordinary explosion, and the mysterious chemicals that had caused it also resulted in pushing Tony's soul out of his body. It shot across the parking lot to a woman standing on the other side of the room. He suddenly found himself in control of her body, completely puzzled by how he wound up in a new body.

Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Strange Vacation (Part 1)

Originally posted on July 15, 2009.

Kyle wasn't very happy with the result of his visit to Exchange Island. He had swapped bodies with a very buxom woman, and felt so exposed in her bikini. The 18-year-old figured things could be worse though. He looked at his mom, who was now in the body of a boy around his age in a wheelchair, and his dad, who was in the body of an elderly woman. Kyle really just wanted to go back to his family's room and hide. This was going to be a very strange week of vacation, and he wanted it over as soon as possible.

Kyle wasn't very happy with the result of his visit to Exchange Island. He had swapped bodies with a very buxom woman, and felt so exposed in her bikini. The 18-year-old figured things could be worse though. He looked at his mom, who was now in the body of a boy around his age in a wheelchair, and his dad, who was in the body of an elderly woman. Kyle really just wanted to go back to his family's room and hide. This was going to be a very strange week of vacation, and he wanted it over as soon as possible.

Tuesday, January 23, 2024

Best Minutes

Originally posted on May 2, 2009.

It had been Peter's dream to be a woman, so he was overjoyed when the Great Shift happened. Due to the disorientation of the shift, he fell to the street. When he realized what happened, he reveled in the feeling of his new body. He didn't see a car zooming down the street in his direction being driven by someone who unexpectedly found themselves behind the wheel of a car after the shift. Peter only lived for a few minutes in a woman's body, but they were the best minutes of his life.

It had been Peter's dream to be a woman, so he was overjoyed when the Great Shift happened. Due to the disorientation of the shift, he fell to the street. When he realized what happened, he reveled in the feeling of his new body. He didn't see a car zooming down the street in his direction being driven by someone who unexpectedly found themselves behind the wheel of a car after the shift. Peter only lived for a few minutes in a woman's body, but they were the best minutes of his life.

Monday, January 22, 2024

300 Pounds

Originally posted on March 17, 2009.

Abe was nearly devistated when the Great Shift swapped him into the body of a 300 pound woman. Instead of letting it get to him, he decided to do something about it. He started eating right, working out on a regular basis, and just taking amazing care of his new body. Two years later, he may not be as skinny as a supermodel, but he certainly grabs the attention of the men at the gym

Abe was nearly devistated when the Great Shift swapped him into the body of a 300 pound woman. Instead of letting it get to him, he decided to do something about it. He started eating right, working out on a regular basis, and just taking amazing care of his new body. Two years later, he may not be as skinny as a supermodel, but he certainly grabs the attention of the men at the gym.

Sunday, January 21, 2024

Adrenaline

Originally posted on November 24, 2011.

When the Great Shift happened, Tom found himself suddenly on the highway, doing 60 MPH. Some quick defensive driving and he managed to avoid several accidents. It wasn’t until he pulled over that he realized his location wasn’t the only thing that abruptly changed--so had his body! Instead of being the middle-aged man he once was, he was now in the body of a professional young woman! He was quite surprised he was able to operate the pedals in her heels! Maybe he had just been running on adrenaline.

When the Great Shift happened, Tom found himself suddenly on the highway, doing 60 MPH. Some quick defensive driving and he managed to avoid several accidents. It wasn’t until he pulled over that he realized his location wasn’t the only thing that abruptly changed--so had his body! Instead of being the middle-aged man he once was, he was now in the body of a professional young woman! He was quite surprised he was able to operate the pedals in her heels! Maybe he had just been running on adrenaline.

Saturday, January 20, 2024

Relatively Speaking

Originally posted on April 7, 2012.

Samuel had been on vacation in Paris for a week, but he had already met and feel in love with a wonderful woman. Even though he barely spoke a word of French and she only knew a little English, the two were instantly in love. As they shared a picnic in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower, something strange began to happen. Samuel dematerialized and was absorbed into his lover’s body. His soul quickly took control and he smiled with the thought that he’d never have to be apart from her! But then he opened his mouth, and he realized that he could only speak French! It was weird to not be able to understand a single word that he was speaking!

Samuel had been on vacation in Paris for a week, but he had already met and feel in love with a wonderful woman. Even though he barely spoke a word of French and she only knew a little English, the two were instantly in love. As they shared a picnic in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower, something strange began to happen. Samuel dematerialized and was absorbed into his lover’s body. His soul quickly took control and he smiled with the thought that he’d never have to be apart from her! But then he opened his mouth, and he realized that he could only speak French! It was weird to not be able to understand a single word that he was speaking!

Thursday, January 18, 2024

R&D

Originally posted on July 30, 2010.

Frank Bolton worked at his company's R&D department in the basement. Today they were testing a device that would transfer a thought from one person to another--a technology that would hopefully make telephones and email obsolete. Frank was monitoring the test subjects' heart rates and other bodily functions as the machine was turned on. It whirred for a minute, and then caused a blinding light. The next thing he knew, he was warped to an upper level of the building. He ran down the stairs back to the experiment site. The machine's settings were too high. Instead of swapping a single thought from one person to another, it swapped the entire thought patterns of just about everyone in the building. It would take months to sort everyone out and get them back to normal. Until then, Frank would be stuck in his new body, a model who was being hired by PR department for a new ad campaign.

First Time

Originally posted on December 22, 2011.

'Not bad. Not bad at all...' Scott thought to himself. He was a little concerned when the bodyswapping program that he participated in would switch him with a woman for the first time. For the entire first day, he basically just checked himself out in the mirror the entire time. He never realized how hard it was to check out his own ass, but from what he could see, his new one looked great.

Wednesday, January 17, 2024

Tennis, Anyone?

Originally posted on September 18, 2023.

I felt something woosh by me quite fast and I looked around, realizing I was on a tennis court. I had no idea how I had gotten there when a man’s voice spoke.

“Babe,” He said, “Are you okay? That was an easy one. I’m surprised I’m winning for once.”

The man appeared to be in his early 60s, and he was calling me babe? Who did he think I was? That’s when I looked down to see a very female body instead of my own.

“I think I just need to rest for a second,” I said, “And use the restroom.”

I reluctantly walked into the women’s restroom, guessing that’s where I should go considering the body I was in. I was much younger than I would have imagined, given the age of the man who was probably this woman’s husband. I was probably some sort of golddigger...or a trophy wife...or...ugh, I didn’t want to think about any of it. But I really wasn’t going to be able to avoid it...

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Enjoyment

Originally posted on September 8, 2009.

"Not bad...Not bad..." Corey thought. He was taking the Great Shift pretty well...In fact, he was taking it better than well, he was downright enjoying himself. In the mirror, he saw the sexiest woman he'd ever seen, and he could get her to do anything because he WAS her. He started to think about what he was going to do first with his new body. Should he make a video for the internet? Should he go out and find someone to have sex with (hopefully for profit)? Or should he just go into the bathroom and enjoy a nice long bath? Well, there would be plenty of time for all of it in his new body!

Monday, January 15, 2024

Youth Was Wasted on the Young

Originally posted on June 29, 2010.

Roger hadn't felt this young in years. Actually, he hadn't even BEEN this young in years. He had to thank the Great Shift for his new, youthful body. Before it happened, he had been a cranky, tired, and old man, who was barely able to move his joints. Now he was a young, carefree woman, who was full of energy. The first thing he did was take a run on the beach. He had forgotten how well youth felt. It was true what they say. Youth really is wasted on the young...or at least it used to be!

Roger hadn't felt this young in years. Actually, he hadn't even BEEN this young in years. He had to thank the Great Shift for his new, youthful body. Before it happened, he had been a cranky, tired, and old man, who was barely able to move his joints. Now he was a young, carefree woman, who was full of energy. The first thing he did was take a run on the beach. He had forgotten how well youth felt. It was true what they say. Youth really is wasted on the young...or at least it used to be!

Saturday, January 13, 2024

Final Broadcast

Originally posted on May 5, 2012.

After many decades working at the station as head anchor, Chip Winks was being forced into retirement. He wasn’t going out without a fight, and his plan to keep his job was quite devilish--downright black magic, in fact. He had a spell to swap bodies with his co-anchor and successor, Kimberly Lee, He decided to cast it during what would have otherwise been his final commercial break, right before Kimberly was scheduled to give Chip a fond farewell speech. It was now Chip giving that speech in Kim’s body. The cameras panned away from the horrified look on Chip’s face, which had Kim’s soul inside now.

After many decades working at the station as head anchor, Chip Winks was being forced into retirement. He wasn’t going out without a fight, and his plan to keep his job was quite devilish--downright black magic, in fact. He had a spell to swap bodies with his co-anchor and successor, Kimberly Lee, He decided to cast it during what would have otherwise been his final commercial break, right before Kimberly was scheduled to give Chip a fond farewell speech. It was now Chip giving that speech in Kim’s body. The cameras panned away from the horrified look on Chip’s face, which had Kim’s soul inside now.

Library

Originally posted on October 13, 2010.

Katie and Max had been looking through books at the library for hours, but so far they hadn’t found anything to explain how two people could spontaneously swap bodies, which also meant that they weren’t even close to finding any sort of way to reverse their recent swap. Katie looked up at Max in her old body, I don’t think we’re going to find a way back here; I think we’re stuck as each other!

Katie and Max had been looking through books at the library for hours, but so far they hadn’t found anything to explain how two people could spontaneously swap bodies, which also meant that they weren’t even close to finding any sort of way to reverse their recent swap. Katie looked up at Max in her old body, “I don’t think we’re going to find a way back here; I think we’re stuck as each other!”

Friday, January 12, 2024

The Wager

Originally posted on September 9, 2011.

Howard loved his wife’s large boobs, but she found them uncomfortable and was thinking about getting a breast reduction. He begged her not to. She thought about it and ultimately came up with a wager. For one week, the married pair would switch bodies. If Howard could go through the whole week without complaining about the weight of the breasts or how his back ached as a result of them, she wouldn’t get the procedure. Six days in, and Howard hadn’t complained a single bit. In fact, the plan may have really backfired. Howard wasn’t just keeping his mouth shut, he was actually enjoying himself! He not only didn’t want his wife to get the surgery, he wanted to keep her body (and her wonderful breasts) for himself!

Howard loved his wife’s large boobs, but she found them uncomfortable and was thinking about getting a breast reduction. He begged her not to. She thought about it and ultimately came up with a wager. For one week, the married pair would switch bodies. If Howard could go through the whole week without complaining about the weight of the breasts or how his back ached as a result of them, she wouldn’t get the procedure. Six days in, and Howard hadn’t complained a single bit. In fact, the plan may have really backfired. Howard wasn’t just keeping his mouth shut, he was actually enjoying himself! He not only didn’t want his wife to get the surgery, he wanted to keep her body (and her wonderful breasts) for himself!

Thursday, January 11, 2024

Bright Spot

Originally posted on March 29, 2010.

After an accident in his first period chemistry class, Sebastian was feeling pretty depressed. It had caused him to swap bodies with Kristen Jennings. He had waited the feeling of walking around the halls in her body, having her boyfriend tounge kiss him after second period, but then fourth period happened. Kristen had gym, and Sebastian was not looking foward to it. The thought of running or jumping with breasts on his chest was not something he was looking forward to. But as he took off Kristen's jacket and entered the locker room, he could see a bright side to this whole bodyswapping thing. He got to see women in there at various stages of undress. It was the one bright spot so far in this otherwise bleak bodyswapping experience.

After an accident in his first period chemistry class, Sebastian was feeling pretty depressed. It had caused him to swap bodies with Kristen Jennings. He had waited the feeling of walking around the halls in her body, having her boyfriend tounge kiss him after second period, but then fourth period happened. Kristen had gym, and Sebastian was not looking foward to it. The thought of running or jumping with breasts on his chest was not something he was looking forward to. But as he took off Kristen's jacket and entered the locker room, he could see a bright side to this whole bodyswapping thing. He got to see women in there at various stages of undress. It was the one bright spot so far in this otherwise bleak bodyswapping experience.

Wednesday, January 10, 2024

Mandatory Happy Hour

Originally posted on December 20, 2022.

It had been a terrible day at work. Nearly everyone in the entire building ended up swapping bodies with someone else in the building due to an experiment gone wrong. Roland found himself in the body of Julie Wong, a woman in the sales department who often gave people like him in creative a hard time. Now that he had her body until the company found a way to fix this, he was sure her nagging would only get worse. He wanted nothing more than to go home and hide, but HR decided the best way to “boost morale” was to implement a mandatory happy hour after work. Roland was only on his second drink when his vision started to blur and things felt dreamy. He was used to drinking a lot more, but he supposed Julie didn’t drink much at all, if it was affecting him this much. He began to vocally complain aloud to another person from work, who (as it turned out) was actually Julie in the body she had been swapped into. Somehow, after another drink in and several more inhibitions gone, Roland ended up making out with Julie.

It had been a terrible day at work. Nearly everyone in the entire building ended up swapping bodies with someone else in the building due to an experiment gone wrong. Roland found himself in the body of Julie Wong, a woman in the sales department who often gave people like him in creative a hard time. Now that he had her body until the company found a way to fix this, he was sure her nagging would only get worse.

He wanted nothing more than to go home and hide, but HR decided the best way to “boost morale” was to implement a mandatory happy hour after work. Roland was only on his second drink when his vision started to blur and things felt dreamy. He was used to drinking a lot more, but he supposed Julie didn’t drink much at all, if it was affecting him this much. He began to vocally complain aloud to another person from work, who (as it turned out) was actually Julie in the body she had been swapped into. Somehow, after another drink in and several more inhibitions gone, Roland ended up making out with Julie.

Tuesday, January 9, 2024

In a Coma

Originally posted on April 9, 2009.

Two days ago, Sam and his wife, Elisha, found an ancient spell that claimed it could swap the souls of two willing people. As a larf, the two spoke the incantation and were shocked to find themselves in each other's bodies! Both thought it would be fun to spend a few days as each other. Elisha was in awe about simple things like peeing standing up and being able to lift heavier things. Sam was also fascinated by little things like makeup and clothing options. Things were going well and the couple planned to swap back after three days. However, at the end of the second day, Elisha in Sam's body fell into a unexplained coma. The doctors were baffled. Without being conscious, Elisha was unable to recite the spell to switch back. Sam felt awful. He wished it was him in that coma! It should have been! He stayed by his wife's side night after night until one day she just faded off, never to wake again.

Two days ago, Sam and his wife, Elisha, found an ancient spell that claimed it could swap the souls of two willing people. As a larf, the two spoke the incantation and were shocked to find themselves in each other's bodies! Both thought it would be fun to spend a few days as each other. Elisha was in awe about simple things like peeing standing up and being able to lift heavier things. Sam was also fascinated by little things like makeup and clothing options. Things were going well and the couple planned to swap back after three days. However, at the end of the second day, Elisha in Sam's body fell into a unexplained coma. The doctors were baffled. Without being conscious, Elisha was unable to recite the spell to switch back. Sam felt awful. He wished it was him in that coma! It should have been! He stayed by his wife's side night after night until one day she just faded off, never to wake again.

Monday, January 8, 2024

Sick Day

Originally posted on October 19, 2017.

After coming home from a hard day, Malcolm put his hands on his hips, frustrated at the sight he saw. There was his own body sitting on the couch wearing nothing but underwear, drinking a beer. He sighed.

“Honey, did you call in sick again today?” He asked.

His own body nodded.

“Look, we agreed to go back to work today, to try to pretend to be each other until we can find a way to swap back to our own bodies. I held up my end. I went to your job. I may not have enjoyed being in your body, being a woman in the workplace, but I did it. You need to start doing the same. You can’t keep using up all my sick days.”

Sunday, January 7, 2024

A Difficult Apology

Originally posted on December 22, 2022.

I was at the mall with my girlfriend as she tried on dresses, and she began complaining about how she needed a size up. I made some comment about how Asians like her are never fat, and told her she must be doing something wrong. The minute I saw her face, I knew how badly I screwed up.

In the next instant, I found myself in a different part of the mall. I should’ve probably mentioned my girlfriend is a bit of a witch and she used her magic to swap me into someone else’s body. Clearly in response to my comments, I was now in the body of an Asian woman who was clearly on the heavier side. It wasn’t the first time I had screwed up, and I was sure a swift apology would get her to use her magic to turn me back to normal. I just needed to get to her.

I tried to get to the store where we had been, but she had already left. I had to go search from store to store. All the while, I had to hear people make comments on my weight (from side whispers to rather rude shouts) and a few racist taunts. I was sure that was part of her spell, but it certainly hurt. After some time, I realized she had probably left the mall, and I’d have to go meet her back at home. I groaned as I realized that meant going cross town on the bus looking like this...ugh, what a day!

Saturday, January 6, 2024

Questions

Originally posted on October 21, 2017.

John immediately could tell something was off. He looked down to confirm that he now had someone else’s body instead of his own. To top it off, the body that he now had was that of a woman’s! It felt odd, strange, and curious, but the larger question at hand was how it happened. And an even more concerning one was how to reverse it. He wasn’t sure how he ended up in someone else’s body; that would be answered soon enough as he found other people were swapped as well. News reports began airing about something called The Great Shift. The exact scientific detail of how often remained vague. And as the days, weeks, and months passed, the prospect of getting back to his own body dimmed. Of course, he adjusted. After about a year, it was hard for him to imagine returning to his own body even if such an opportunity presented itself.

John immediately could tell something was off. He looked down to confirm that he now had someone else’s body instead of his own. To top it off, the body that he now had was that of a woman’s! It felt odd, strange, and curious, but the larger question at hand was how it happened. And an even more concerning one was how to reverse it. He wasn’t sure how he ended up in someone else’s body; that would be answered soon enough as he found other people were swapped as well. News reports began airing about something called “The Great Shift.” The exact scientific detail of how often remained vague. And as the days, weeks, and months passed, the prospect of getting back to his own body dimmed. Of course, he adjusted. After about a year, it was hard for him to imagine returning to his own body even if such an opportunity presented itself.

Friday, January 5, 2024

Lose Track

Originally posted on February 4, 2014.

Just how, exactly, does one lose track of where their own body is? For that matter, how does one end up in someone else’s body in order to be able to lose their own body in the first place? These were questions that Ethan was asking himself as he retraced his steps. He didn’t even notice that he was in the wrong body until he got home to reach into his pocket for his keys only to discover that his pockets were empty -- and the pants they were on were far tighter than he was used to and on a far more feminine frame than he was used to. He had swapped bodies with a woman -- but how and when!? He thought back. He knew he had his phone in the park earlier, he had used it to take a picture before putting it back in a pocket. He quickly returned to the park nearby, but there was no sign of his own body. Where the heck could it have gone?

Just how, exactly, does one lose track of where their own body is? For that matter, how does one end up in someone else’s body in order to be able to lose their own body in the first place? These were questions that Ethan was asking himself as he retraced his steps. He didn’t even notice that he was in the wrong body until he got home to reach into his pocket for his keys only to discover that his pockets were empty -- and the pants they were on were far tighter than he was used to and on a far more feminine frame than he was used to. He had swapped bodies with a woman -- but how and when!? He thought back. He knew he had his phone in the park earlier, he had used it to take a picture before putting it back in a pocket. He quickly returned to the park nearby, but there was no sign of his own body. Where the heck could it have gone?

Thursday, January 4, 2024

Immortality

Originally posted on March 27, 2009.

Oberfuhrer Reinholdt had been an officer in the Germany army since World War 2, assigned to a special brainswitching project. Just before the war's end, he used the invention to swap into a young soldier's body, escaping many trials and punishments. Every few decades, he found a new young man to swap with. In 2009, he was ready to switch again, but through a minor miscalculation, he accidentally switched his brain with that of a beautiful fraulein. He knew his brain needed some recovery before swapping again (about five years or so to prevent brain damage), so he would just have to deal with the situation until then. It was a small price to pay for immortality.

Oberfuhrer Reinholdt had been an officer in the Germany army since World War 2, assigned to a special brainswitching project. Just before the war's end, he used the invention to swap into a young soldier's body, escaping many trials and punishments. Every few decades, he found a new young man to swap with. In 2009, he was ready to switch again, but through a minor miscalculation, he accidentally switched his brain with that of a beautiful fraulein. He knew his brain needed some recovery before swapping again (about five years or so to prevent brain damage), so he would just have to deal with the situation until then. It was a small price to pay for immortality.

Wednesday, January 3, 2024

Backfire

Originally posted on March 3, 2009.

When Dylan bought his girlfriend some kinky clothes, she was offended. She claimed that they were simply embarassing, and that she couldn't believe he expected her to actually wear them. Dylan tried to flatter her and her body unsuccessfully, claiming that her body was hot enough to pull it off. Then an idea popped into her head...if he thought these clothes were such a good idea, maybe he should wear them! Dylan laughed. There was no way he'd look good in those clothes, let alone even be able to fit in them. However, his girlfriend started to recite some foreign words, and with a theatrical puff of smoke the two had swapped bodies. Dylan was only shocked for a moment before a smile crept upon his face. He grabbed the outfit and immediately changed into it. After slipping into it, he wanted to show off, so he started to head out...much to his girlfriend's protests. She had hoped the bodyswap would've taught Dylan a lesson, but the plan backfired. All night long she was worried who would see her body dressed like that. Of course, she wouldn't have to worry about reputation, as it was Dylan's now, and he wasn't planning on giving it back.

When Dylan bought his girlfriend some kinky clothes, she was offended. She claimed that they were simply embarassing, and that she couldn't believe he expected her to actually wear them. Dylan tried to flatter her and her body unsuccessfully, claiming that her body was hot enough to pull it off. Then an idea popped into her head...if he thought these clothes were such a good idea, maybe he should wear them! Dylan laughed. There was no way he'd look good in those clothes, let alone even be able to fit in them. However, his girlfriend started to recite some foreign words, and with a theatrical puff of smoke the two had swapped bodies. Dylan was only shocked for a moment before a smile crept upon his face. He grabbed the outfit and immediately changed into it. After slipping into it, he wanted to show off, so he started to head out...much to his girlfriend's protests. She had hoped the bodyswap would've taught Dylan a lesson, but the plan backfired. All night long she was worried who would see her body dressed like that. Of course, she wouldn't have to worry about reputation, as it was Dylan's now, and he wasn't planning on giving it back.

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

Nagging

Originally posted on March 14, 2009.

Carl wasn't quite sure who to be angrier with: his little brother, who had mischievously been playing with a device that cause a body swap between Carl and his sister Vanessa, or his sister, who had been constantly nagging him about how to treat her body, what clothes to wear, how to do her makeup and hair, and so on. He would've usually not given in to his sister's demands, but she threatened to do something really embarassing while in his body. If she would just leave him alone he was sure that he could figure out a way to trick his little brother into swapping them back!

Carl wasn't quite sure who to be angrier with: his little brother, who had mischievously been playing with a device that cause a body swap between Carl and his sister Vanessa, or his sister, who had been constantly nagging him about how to treat her body, what clothes to wear, how to do her makeup and hair, and so on. He would've usually not given in to his sister's demands, but she threatened to do something really embarassing while in his body. If she would just leave him alone he was sure that he could figure out a way to trick his little brother into swapping them back!

Monday, January 1, 2024

Business Trip

Originally posted on January 11, 2017.

Peter couldn’t understand why there were some people who still insisted on traveling by airplane. Teleportation technology was cheaper and much faster. Your brain was uploaded into a computer and downloaded into someone else’s body at your destination while their brain was downloaded into your body for the same period. Peter figured that some people just felt weird about spending a little time in someone else’s body, but he saw it as an opportunity for new experiences. Every time he arrived at the teleportation center, he tried to select people who were as different from him as possible. It was always a good idea to select a lot of people, in order to ensure a match for your travel. Peter always selected a lot. For his latest business trip, he didn’t get his first choice, but he also couldn’t complain. For the first time ever, a woman had agreed to teleport with him for the duration of the visit. His first pick was a little younger, but the blond woman’s body he got was still quite different from his own. In a word, she was hot. The leather pants and heels were a particular surprise. The one hang up he did have was that he insisted on still going to a hotel. Some teleporters often offered their home, but while he felt more than comfortable in someone else’s body, staying in someone else’s home still felt weird.

Peter couldn’t understand why there were some people who still insisted on traveling by airplane. Teleportation technology was cheaper and much faster. Your brain was uploaded into a computer and downloaded into someone else’s body at your destination while their brain was downloaded into your body for the same period. Peter figured that some people just felt weird about spending a little time in someone else’s body, but he saw it as an opportunity for new experiences. Every time he arrived at the teleportation center, he tried to select people who were as different from him as possible. It was always a good idea to select a lot of people, in order to ensure a match for your travel. Peter always selected a lot. For his latest business trip, he didn’t get his first choice, but he also couldn’t complain. For the first time ever, a woman had agreed to teleport with him for the duration of the visit. His first pick was a little younger, but the blond woman’s body he got was still quite different from his own. In a word, she was hot. The leather pants and heels were a particular surprise. The one hang up he did have was that he insisted on still going to a hotel. Some teleporters often offered their home, but while he felt more than comfortable in someone else’s body, staying in someone else’s home still felt weird.