Loophole

Originally posted on July 3, 2014.

Derek smiled as he looked over the legal brief his lawyer had sent over. When he had swapped bodies with Nancy a few days ago, it was supposed to only be for a week, but Derek simply loved being in her body. He knew he needed to find a loophole to stay in it. He hired the best attorney he could find. This brief was the result. It might not guarantee that he’d be able to stay in Nancy’s body forever, but it should tie things up long enough in the court to allow him to remain being her for a very, very long time.

Pounds for a Penny

Originally posted November 13, 2009.

Ryan had to admit that he probably got a pretty good deal out of the Great Shift. Sure, he lost his manhood, but before the Shift, he was also several hundred pounds overweight. Now he was in the body of a woman named Penny, but he was also skinnier than he could've ever imagined. He found himself making sexy poses in the mirror just to check out his new bod. He felt sort of bad for whoever got stuck with his old body. No matter what sort of exercise he tried, he could never seem to lose the weight, and so far with this new body, whatever he seemed to eat didn't seem to gain him a pound. A good tradeoff for his manhood, indeed!

Princess

Originally posted on November 30, 2013.

Tony had gone to the small, remote Pacific island nation for a short vacation; he never expected to switch bodies with the king’s eldest daughter while he was there. As a result, he had spent the past month living in lavish luxury as a princess. He was quite enjoying the experience until the king fell ill. Tony soon found himself pushed into several public appearances in order to assure the citizens of the country. If the king did not recover, he would be queen. Unless of course, the king’s youngest daughter proved that Tony wasn’t a legitimate heir, and considering Tony was not the actual princess but merely in her body, she may have a case if she could prove it. Tony could tell she was suspicious, but she certainly had no idea about the body swapping -- and it seemed even less likely that she had any proof.

Don't Get into Trouble

“Don’t get into trouble” was what Eric’s brother Allen had said each day this week before leaving for work. Eric easily complied, spending his days on the couch, mostly playing video games. Even though the warning didn’t seem necessary, Eric understood Allen’s worry. It was a very long seven days since a inexplicable cosmic occurrence had swapped Eric into the body of Allen’s wife, and Allen was just looking out for both her body. It wasn’t a bad deal for Eric, being able to just goof off around the house all day, which generally meant a lot of gaming. But today, he had a slightly different feeling. The games began to feel...boring. By noon, he thought it might not be a bad idea to go out and buy a new one. It would actually be the first time he stepped out of the house in this body. Going to the mall didn’t seem very eventful. It wasn’t until he got home that he noticed anything weird. Instead of buying a new game like he intended, he had bought all sort of clothes, shoes, bras, panties, and so forth. The receipts totaled over a thousand dollars. The weirdest thing was that he had basically been on autopilot at the stores. He wasn’t sure if Allen would consider this “trouble” or not, but Eric was sure his brother wouldn’t be happy, regardless...

Halloween Party

Originally posted on October 29, 2019.

Kyle had been a little nervous about attending a Halloween party with a bunch of people he didn’t know, but his friend Greg talked him into it. It turned out to not be so bad, he began talking with a small group of people and didn’t even notice Greg leave. Kyle stayed late at the party with the group, well into the morning. They all got drunk and began to joke about their costumes. One woman, Victoria, was dressed as a witch, and someone asked her to cast a spell. She giggled, mumbling out what seemed like nonsense words. Through some odd coincidence those words turned out to be an actual spell! People souls shot out of their own bodies and into others. A man begged Kyle to undo what he just did. He was confused for a minute until he realized this was because he now had Victoria’s body. However, Victoria -- in a new body of her own -- was just as confused as anyone. She had no idea what random words she had spoken or that they would turn out to be an actual spell! Everyone eventually agreed just not to panic, go home to get some rest, and try to figure things out a little later. As Kyle walked home, he felt odd in Victoria’s body. He still didn’t believe she could do this! But until they could fix it, he was going to be her!

Stupid Prom

Originally posted July 28, 2020.

Curt was supposed to be spending the weekend back from college hanging out with old friends, instead he was about to head off to his sister’s prom due to a freak accident cause by one of his dad’s wacky inventions that caused him to swap bodies with her. He trudged downstairs wearing her prom dress.

“My date is going to here any minute, and you look like THAT,” Samantha asked Curt.

“What? I’m wearing the stupid dress. I even have makeup on,” Curt grumbled to his sister.

“But my hair is a mess. Come on back upstairs; I’l help you fix it.”

“You know I’m doing you a huge favor here. You could let me slide on the hair.”

“You know I’m doing you a huge favor by not destroying your reputation.”

Curt sighed. He didn’t want to do any of this, but he knew if he didn’t, it would ruin his sister’s life, and she wouldn’t hesitate on ruining his right back. Until they could switch back, he was going to have to continue to pretend to be her, and that meant going to prom in her body.

Compound

Originally posted September 15, 2017.

Dr. Lewis Steinberg was quite proud of himself for creating a chemical compound that once consumed could transform any organism from male to female. This included people, which was a fact he found out after accidentally ingesting some of the compound while testing it out on mice. However, it seemed developing a way to reverse the effects were more complicated. Even after weeks of work, he was still no closer to creating something that could transform an organism from female to male, which meant he was stuck as a woman for the time being...not that he really minded.

True Form

Originally posted March 25, 2014.

Victor never even saw the car that hit him. He was just crossing the street, and the next thing he saw was a white flash. He awoke to find himself looking down at a female body in a white dress. A voice that seemed to come from nowhere explained that he was dead. The body he now had in the afterlife was his true form. Victor was a little more than surprised. He couldn’t even fathom how his true form was female. It almost made being dead seem like a secondary concern.

The Wrong Cup

Originally posted May 23, 2017.

Jason heard his name called at the coffee shop, and he picked up the cup he saw on the counter. He neither heard the other name called nor did he notice the other cup next to the one he grabbed. One sip and he knew something was wrong, but as the liquid swirled in his mouth, it began to stop feeling wrong. Instead of returning it, he kept drinking. As he did, he noticed a woman in the store wearing a blue coat. She began to change...into him.

At the same time, Jason began to change into her. Though he was oblivious, as he was focused on her. By the time he realized his own changes, he knew it was already too late. He looked at the name on the cup. It said “Elizabeth.” He could only guess that’s who he was now, and that she was now him.

He wondered if he should be worried, but he couldn’t seem to get himself worked up about it. He just accepted it. He was Elizabeth now. He couldn’t do anything about it, but he still wished he hadn’t picked up the wrong cup.

Twin

Orginally posted on August 13, 2009.

It had to be here! It had to be! Chris was scrambling in the back yard looking for the Medallion of Zulu. It was only a few hours before his sister would be back after her week long vacation. He had been housesitting for her when he found the Medallion and its power. He used it to transform into her for the week. He mostly stayed at home, so he couldn't image it would be out of the house or the yard, except for that one time...Oh no! Had he somehow brought it with him to the store when he went to go buy groceries? He ran back to the store's lost and found, but they hadn't seen it there either. How was he going to explain to his sister that he was now her exact twin?

Not Dead Yet

Originally posted June 11, 2009.

Lance was moments away from dying in the hospital when the Great Shift struck, swapping into the body of one of the nurses on duty. It wasn't long before many people came up to him in a panic, demanding to know why they were all of a sudden in a new body. He kept trying to explain that this wasn't his body either, that he was swapped like everyone else, but few let him get a word in. It was tough, but he managed to slip away into a room by himself and sit down on the bed. He wasn't sure how to deal with being a young woman, but it was certainly better than dying of old age.

Slow on the Uptake

Originally posted March 1, 2009.

When the Great Shift hit, Brian felt his body drop to the cold ground. Regaining consciousness, he felt confused and disoriented. Somehow he had woken up in a different part of town. All he could think was “What happened?” He didn’t think he had too much to drink; in fact, he couldn’t remember drinking at all. His body felt strange also. He felt a weird constriction as he breathed, and as he stood up his feet were in pain. What had he done? His mind was spinning. As he began to walk home, the urge to pee overcame him. Slipping into the bathroom of a diner, he stood at the urinal and unzipped his fly, but...it...was...gone.

Brian screamed. A man in the stall next to him asked, “A little slow on the uptake, eh?” Brian heard a flush as the man looked at his horrified face. “It’s been hours since the Great Shift happened and you’re just noticing your new body now? Even if you haven’t seen the news yet, how do you not notice having a different body?”

Brian couldn’t say a word as he looked into the mirror to see a very pretty woman staring back. Under normal circumstances, this woman wouldn’t have given him the time of day, but now he WAS this woman.

“Good luck with your new life,” The man with the stall said as he left Brian alone to comtemplate his situation.

Feeling Up

Originally posted December 19, 2009.

Nate wasn't all that happy with the results of the Great Shift--he had wound up in the body of some chick! He had always been a macho guy, so it was a little humiliating for him. Still, there were benefits that he couldn't deny, and one of those was being able to feel boobs up anytime he wanted. However, grabbing boobs just didn't give him the same thrill it used to when he was a guy.

Inconsistencies

Originally posted on September 11, 2010.

"Dude!" Marcus screamed to his friend Todd, "I know I agreed to let you turn me into a copy of your mom using that weird transformation machine so that I could attend the parent-teacher conference to get you out of trouble.But, for one, I look like your mom in photos from twenty years ago! She's way older than this. And, two, your mom's breasts aren't this huge! Not even close! You made these things monsters! We're not going to fool anyone at the school unless we fix these inconsistencies."

Building Your Case

Originally posted on March 9, 2020.

“If you must know, Mr. Conklin, they aren’t real,” Reid Watts explained, “I was visiting a gentlemen’s club when the Great Shift occurred, and I swapped with one of the dancers. Despite your drooling over my appearance, I am still one of the best lawyers you’ll be able to get for your case -- which brings us back to the topic at hand.”

Reid continued, “Obviously, many people have had trouble claiming their lives since the Great Shift. The person in your original body claims to be unshifted, and many others have claimed to be you. Undoubtedly, they are all after your vast fortune. Luckily, the law has established many protections to ensure proper possession of assets. I even had to prove my own case first before assisting hundreds of others.

“Now, the first question is going to be about why it took you so long to come forward. Finding yourself in a remote village of a third world country certainly begins to cover that, and it looks like -- Mr. Conklin, could you please not stare at my chest like that. My eyes are up here, thank you.”

Pink Fog

Originally posted on February 26, 2020.

The strange pink fog started out small. It spread over a couple, then a small group. It continued from there until its haze spread across a few miles at its maximum reach. Despite the odd color, no one had any clue about the pink fog or what it could do. That is until it started to dissipate.

As the fog retreated, people began to randomly swap bodies with other people leaving the fog’s reach. Jason had been at the edge of the fog’s reach and walked out; suddenly he realized he was wearing heels and a dress. He could taste something fruity on his lips -- the fog had swapped his body with a woman!

He thought about rushing back in to attempt another swap, but by the time he turned around, the fog was contracting much too quickly for him to catch up. He knew he was stuck! But he certainly wasn’t the only one. People all around the city now had new bodies.

Gone Wrong

Originally posted July 8, 2019

Dr. Henry Leithauser had been monitoring the work of his team careful. He was sure they could run their first test without incident. However, as soon as they flipped the large switch on the room-sized device, Henry knew something had gone horribly wrong. He found himself in a park a few blocks away, but the weird part was he was in an entirely different body. Temporal displacement was a possible bug with the device, but it shouldn’t have been this extreme. Luckily, the body he now had seemed to be in good shape; in fact, she had seemed to be out for a jog at the time, so he ran back his lab as quickly as possible. Unfortunately, the lab did not appear to be in great shape by the time he got there. Flames were shooting from the building, and fire trucks surrounded it. He could only watch it burn, as he knew explaining who he was would only confuse most of the people working to extinguish the flame or those observing...

Hopes

Originally posted on August 4, 2018.

Maggie had hoped that bringing her husband James on a vacation to Exchange Island would have been a humbling experience. That spending a few weeks in someone else’s shoes might help him become more empathetic, especially when he ended up in a woman’s body. Instead, he just jumped into a swimsuit and started to do some poses in the mirror. Part of him was excited about being twenty years younger again. He didn’t quite care if he was male or female or whatever. Then again, the more he thought about it, the more he realized being a woman was even better. It was something few guys ever got to experience, and if he could get away from his wife for a few hours, he could certainly have some real fun all to himself. He couldn’t imagine this was why she brought him here, but he didn’t really care either...

Fantastic

Originally posted April 16, 2017

Being rich was pretty fantastic. Ever since the Great Shift, Jerry had been enjoying being swapped into the body of a wealthy woman. He was constantly being pampered, having his hair done, and taken care of in every conceivable way. He had been quite fortunate to swap into this body as a result of the Shift, and he hadn’t told anyone about who he really was. That meant he could enjoy her life, which was quite awesome since she had enough money for Jerry to do just about anything he wanted. He wasn’t sure how long he was going to be able to keep this up before the woman who originally had this body showed up, but he was going to try to keep his fun going for as long as possible...

Office Copier

Originally posted September 2, 2018

Ronald wondered why no one ever said anything about the office copier. Then again, he never said anything about it either. It seemed that every time anyone used it, they’d turn into a copy of the person who used it before them, and the next person would turn into them. Each day, Ronald would find himself inhabiting the body of a different coworker, and yet everyone would treat him as himself instead of who he appeared to be. The same seemed to be true about everyone else too. It was all so weird, but also a lot of fun. Today he found himself inside the body of Natalie Wong, who worked in the purchasing department. He hoped he wouldn’t have to make another copy for a while, as he sure hoped to keep this body as long as possible.