Mutation

Originally posted on November 19, 2023.

“You’re saying that...I used to be a guy? Shouldn’t I remember that? I’ve heard about the Transformation Virus, but aren’t people usually aware when their bodies change?” Jung asked.

“That’s precisely why we’re so concerned here,” Dr. Park replied, “We suspect it’s some sort of mutation. But, let me ask, if you’ve always been a woman, do you remember anything that might be specific to the female experience? Perhaps describe your prom dress? Or what your first period was like? Or even when your last period was?”

Jung sat silent for several minutes. There was no way she could remember any of it, because none of it had ever happened. She had been a man up until a few days ago; she just couldn’t remember it. She did remember her life, but her body seemed like a fuzzy memory in it. She figured it was better this way. Even if she was probably going to be studied extensively due to the mutation of the virus inside of her, at least she didn’t feel like there was anything wrong with her body. It all felt so weirdly normal.

Chip

Originally posted on September 15, 2013.

Marco had been designing jewelry for years with very little success. Of course, his goal wasn’t to make it as a jewelry designer. Inside each piece was a small chip, which when would allow him to control the body of whoever wore it. After many years, a beep went off on one of his computers. Finally! Someone was wearing a piece of his jewelry. He quickly hooked his own brain up to the computer and flipped a switch. He suddenly found himself in a new place and in a new body. He looked down to see his new body. He had remembered her. She was a tourist from China that bought the piece several years ago, and now her body was his -- at least until he decided to take the jewelry off her head. Of course, he didn’t plan to do that for a very long time!

90 Minutes

Thom sat nervously on the park bench, the last 90 or so minutes still swirling about in his head. He was just walking in the park when a woman aimed a gun at him. But instead of firing a bullet, it hit him with some weird beam. In an instant, he quickly transformed into her as she became him. He watched his own body run away.

What he hadn’t noticed before this were the police, who were in hot pursuit. They had seen what happened and pointed guns at Thom’s former body. These guns did fire bullets, and Thom turned away and listened in horror as his former body died.

The police were apologetic as they explained everything to Thom. The person had some sort of body swapping gun and had been causing chaos all over town. The police had no success in de-escalation, which resulted in the fire fight. They also had no idea how the body swapping gun worked or if they would ever be able to restore anyone to their original bodies. Of course, with Thom’s body dead, any body he’d return to would certainly not be his own -- that is, if he’d even be able to swap at all.

Twisted Experiment (Part 2)

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Originally posted on September 20, 2023.

Maybe he was just doing it to spite Richard and how much he was naysaying the entire idea, but as soon as his friend left, Brian decided to awaken his experiment. Brianna seemed like the perfect companion at first, loving all the things Brian loved but also enjoying things like cooking, wearing dresses, and so on. But Brian’s reprogramming of his own brain had been sloppy, or maybe it was impossible to truly change the human brain in a complete way to one’s personal bidding.

Despite the gorgeous female body, inside Brianna still felt like a “he.” He didn’t want to become a man or change his body in any way, Brianna simply identified as a he/him. Of all the things Brian programmed in to make Brianna love about being a woman and doing traditionally womanly things, this was one aspect he overlooked.

Of course, Brianna had also had Brian’s cunning. He knew revealing this could result him going back in the tank, so he put up a front, allowing Brian to call him a “she.” But Brianna also recognized the risk. As he cut up vegetables for dinner, he realized he needed to eliminate the risk. He examined the knife in his hands. Wasn’t Brian simply an inferior version of himself? Did the original version of himself truly need to exist? Then the thought of thrusting the knife in Brian unexpectantly began to turn Brianna on. He’s use it to penetrate Brian in the night. Brianna was resolved to kill Brian and truly be his own person. And Brian would truly be dead, as Brianna knew it all lives on his own brain -- and then some.

Beside Himself

Originally posted on Unknown date.

"B**bs! Holy sh*t I have b**bs!" Jack screamed as he lifted up his new shirt.

He was beside himself, quite literally, after the Great Shift swapped him into a new body. He was just so shocked by having two large orbs now hanging from his chest. He wasn't sure what the name of the woman who had been standing next to him before the Shift was, but he did notice she was well endowed. And now that endowment was his!

Flash

Originally posted on December 18, 2012.

A bright light flashed in Joshua’s eyes, and he could immediately feel how his body felt different. He was still no less shocked when he looked down to see his new, feminine body. He was wearing some sort of see-through top, which showed off a bra fortunately covering his new breasts. His pants were so tight! He wondered how he could even walk! And then there was the hair! It felt so long and heavy! All of this was unfamiliar to him!

Bicycle

Originally posted on December 10, 2012.

Victor hadn’t owned a bicycle since he was a kid. He knew they were popular in the city, but he never used one. He had always taken a cab everywhere. That all changed after his body was stolen by a cab driver. He thought he would trapped in that fat, middle aged body forever, but after weeks of driving, he thought that if his body was stolen while in this cab, maybe he could steal someone’s body as well. Soon enough, he found himself in the body of an attractive young woman. He soon realized cabs were no longer an option. For starters, he didn’t want to risk being stuck in that cabbie’s body again--not even for another second! Next, this woman was poorer than he had been. He might have been able to afford a cab once and a while as a treat, but not on a regular basis. He decided it was time to ride a bike again, and (as the saying goes) he had never really forgotten how. As an added plus, it kept his new, beautiful body in great shape.

Shaving

Originally posted on November 28, 2012.

Tyler woke up feeling groggy. He stumbled to the bathroom still in a haze. He applied shaving cream and started to shave, but soon realized that his face was incredibly smooth. He should have a good amount of stubble. And that’s when he finally looked in the mirror and saw his reflection. A woman’s face looked back at him! He couldn’t believe it!

Once Bitten (Part 2)

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Originally posted on July 9, 2013.

Bruce was healthy enough to walk around the next day. He didn’t know quite was he was going to do; would anyone believe that a bug had turned him into a woman? There was something else still bothering him. The clothes he wore clearly weren’t from the village. The doctor explained that they were from a previous visitor who had been a woman until she found a plant that turned her into a man. Bruce thought about it. A bug that could turn men into a woman, and a plant that could turn women into men. There had to be a correlation! This could prompt a whole new wave of research!

Clothing

Originally posted on January 4, 2024.

“I can’t believe I’m looking at my own body, and it’s wearing a dress,” Jamal said as he and Mai stared at each other in disbelief, “I guess we should just be glad we were able to duck in here before anyone saw us.”

“I’m just glad this dress hasn’t burst at the seams!” Mai replied, “It’s really tight! We should switch clothes.”

“Oh, hell, no! I ain’t wearing girl shit.”

“Those clothes are practically falling off my body as it is. And you’ll need this bra I’m wearing right now as well. Plus, do you really want people to see your body out there walking around wearing this dress?”

Jamal realized Mai was right, but he still didn’t want to do it. He eventually relented, and they switched clothes. The dress wasn’t as bad as he expected, but the fact that he had to wear Mai’s bra and panties as well was driving him crazy.

“I don’t know why you couldn’t let me keep wearing my boxer shorts.” Jamal said.

“Believe me, I’m not happy about it either. But do you think I can be in your body and wear panties? It just wasn’t an option! We had to switch ALL our clothes.”

Twisted Experiment (Part 1)

Originally posted on September 13, 2023.

“Dude! Why the f*ck is there a person suspended in a tank?” Richard asked when he saw the sight before him in his friend’s basement.

Brian responded, “It’s less of a person and more like...an experiment.”

“It looks like a f*cking person.”

“It’s cloned from various people to make the perfect match for me.”

“I don’t care whose brain you cloned for that thing; you are super awkward with the ladies no matter what. Maybe it’s because you do creepy things like this in your basement, Bro.”

“That’s the true genius. I mapped my own brain. She is essentially me, but I made some modifications. She will have an increased libido, be into wearing dresses and skirts; she will find me attractive, of course --”

“I dunno, dude. Using your brain feels like taking a bad idea and making it worse.”

“Maybe it’s time you left Brianna and I alone before I activate her.”

At the Con

Originally posted on March 30, 2024.

Fumiko had been exhausted after running around the comic book convention. She had been quite proud of how her cosplay looked, but the material didn’t really breathe and the shoes were very uncomfortable. She saw an empty chair and decided sitting down was long overdue.

Once she did so, she felt a small jolt. Her clothes suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, but her body felt heavier and more worn.

Her brain hadn’t quite accepted that her body was not her own when a concerned young woman spoke, “Oh no! Did one of you touch something?”

“It wasn’t me! She must have hit it when she sat down!” Fumiko heard a familiar voice say as she looked over. To her shock, she saw a woman that looked identical to her own. But the outfit was also unmistakable as the cosplay she had made. But if her body was over there, then she was...

Fumiko wanted to vomit when she realized she was in the body of a man probably twice her own age. Dave, meanwhile, was excited to be in Fumiko’s body, putting his hands all over while trying not to touch anything inappropriate in front of her; he was also having a hard time hiding his smile.

The young woman who had spoken earlier looked concerned, “You should both be glad you aren’t dead. Usually the body swapper needs to be operated by Dr. Grant. He won’t be back until tomorrow. I didn’t expect the stupid thing to just go off.”

“I’m stuck like this until tomorrow!” Fumiko cried.

“We’ll be fine! We’ll just come back first thing!” Dave assured with a devilish grin, knowing he was the one that triggered the chairs after seeing them demonstrated earlier -- and he had no plans of coming back tomorrow.

How Do You Feel?

Orginally posted on February 23, 2024.

“...And how do you feel?” The doctor asked.

“How do I feel?” Xavier questioned, “How do you think I feel? You attacked me and a random woman in the elevator; you inject us with something that causes us to pass out. When I wake up, I’m inside of her body and I’m handcuffed to this chair. Meanwhile, I can see my own body across the room with its skull carved open, it’s brain missing with blood dripping out -- presumably because my brain in now in this woman’s body. And to top it all off, you reach your creepy hand out and ask how I feel? Not fucking well, that’s for sure.”

“Her hair smells like strawberries,” The doctor added.

“Stop. Just stop. Just let me go. I don’t care if I’m in the wrong body anymore. Just let me go.”

App

Originally posted on February 17, 2024.

“Come on, Dude! Stop being so upset! Our app worked! It f*cking worked!” Devin said as he showed off the app’s dashboard.

“I know,” Brett said frustrated, “But it was supposed to swap our bodies. Instead it swapped you and my girlfriend. As you can imagine, she’s not happy about it. She’s not even speaking with me.”

“Who cares? Sure, there were some miscalculations, but we have an app that literally switches bodies! We’re gonna be rich!”

Brett grabbed the phone from Devin’s hand. Everything did seem stable.

“We have twelve hours until Andrea and I can swap back,” Devin said, “God, there’s so much I can do in that time. So much that we can do, if you want...”

“Gross, Dude! I can do what I want with my girlfriend once she’s actually inside her own body again. You better not do anything weird...”

Once Bitten (Part 1)

Originally posted on October 17, 2012.

Bruce had gone to the rainforest to do some research. Despite being very careful, he felt a weird sting on the back of his neck. He soon passed out and woke up on a table in a nearby village. But checked himself to see if he was already, and was shocked to find that he now had a woman’s body. The village’s doctor arrived and told Bruce that his spontaneous gender change was a result of the bug bite. Several men in the village had been bitten by it, but no one had ever been able to catch it. Bruce had heard of weird plants and animals in the rainforest with many strange effects, but never anything like this! However, the evidence was clearly in front of him.

Pop Star

Originally posted on October 18, 2023.

Sean breathed a sigh of relief when he saw his own body walk through the backstage door.

“What took you so long?” He asked.

“When you suddenly find yourself in a body that isn’t famous,” Misty explained, “You often forget that people are going to treat you like you’re not famous. You have no idea how much hassle people put me through to prove that you put me on the list to get back here. Now, how do we swap back to normal?”

“Me? I thought you were going to know! All I did was make an idle wish to be famous. I didn’t explicitly wish to be you...or a singer...or a woman! I’ve been making the same sort of wish to go back to normal ever since it happened, yet here we are.”

“If we don’t switch back, you’re going to have to go on stage as me and perform...”

“Perform? I can barely walk in these heels...or move in this outfit! And I looked in your wardrobe; it’s all the same sort of stuff.”

“You don’t have a choice. You’re going to HAVE to go out there...”

Plain

Originally posted on August 23, 2023.

Henry had always lived a boring life. He worked in an office where he was never noticed. In fact, he was so invisible that he was sure he’d still get paid even if he never showed up. He never had a girlfriend; he never really wanted one. Secretly, he wished he WAS a woman.

A strange visitor in Henry’s office one day made an even stranger offer. He could grant Henry’s wish; he would turn Henry into a woman. Sure, Henry had suspicions this man was some sort of devil in disguise, but what did he really have to lose? He quickly agreed.

In an instant, Henry was transformed.

“I expected some sort of catch,” Henry stated flatly.

“What do you mean?” The man asked.

“Well, in these stories, there is always some sort of catch -- like turning into a bimbo or something.”

“Ah-ha! But you see! There’s the catch! You are a woman, but you are simply a plain woman! You won’t catch the eye of any man, you’ll be a wallflower at every party. It won’t be nearly as much fun as you might have hoped!”

“It sounds like my life now...except I get to be a woman. Honestly, just being a woman is enough for me. It’s all I really wanted or needed. So...thanks?”

Mannerisms

Originally posted on September 16, 2010.

David was freaking out. It had only been a few hours since he swapped bodies with his girlfriend, and he was already picking up her feminine mannerisms. His stance, the way he put his hands on his hips...it was all so girly! He knew that this body-swapping experiment would last for the next week, so he was worried how much he would lose himself in that time. Plus, would he be able to regain he male mannerism just as quickly once they swapped back? He certainly hoped so!

Fertility

Originally posted on May 1, 2011.

Brendan couldn’t believe the ancient ruins before him. He had gone off the beaten path of the tourist group to find the old temple. He couldn’t believe this one wasn’t on the map. What he didn’t know was that the ancient goddess of fertility still resided in the temple, and she was lonely. So excited to finally have a guest after so many years, she decided to reward him. Of course, when Brendan started to feel the effects, he didn’t feel so “rewarded.” His body changed. His former reproductive organs turned inside out to form a womb between his legs. The fertility goddess gave him what she thought what the most precious gift--the ability to be fertile.

Kissing Frogs

Originally posted on June 14, 2009.

It had been hundreds of years since Prince Johan was cursed and turned into a frog, waiting for a woman of pure virtue to kiss him. Meanwhile, right across the pond, a young woman who had just been dumped for cheating on her boyfriend was sitting swigging some stashed vodka. A drunkwn thought entered her mind to kiss frogs, and maybe she'd find a prince. After kissing a few slimey lips, she picked up Johan. He was excited about the possibility of his curse finally being lifted but was shocked when he found that he had simply swapped bodies with the woman. She just wasn't virtous enough to break the curse completely. Now he was stuck in her very slutty body still seeking a woman of virtue to kiss. On top of every thing, he maintained many of his frog-like traits. It would be difficult to get anyone to kiss a woman who squatted like a frog and, from time to time, caught a fly in her mouth to eat.

Midterms

Originally posted on April 16, 2011.

An spell found inside an old library book swapped the bodies of nerdy computer geek Walter and ditsy blond bimbo Tammi. Walter certainly couldn’t complain at first. He had never felt so beautiful or popular, but then he found out that Tammi was skipping all his classes. Even if she did attend, there would be no way for her to keep up with his advanced studies! If he didn’t get back to his own body soon, he would fail. He returned to the library. The spell had to be in one of these books. Now it was just a matter of finding it before his first midterm at 3PM.

...In Vegas

Originally posted on June 14, 2009.

Ted's friends told him that he could lose his shirt in Vegas, but they never said anything about his body! When he ran into a woman who put up "anything he wanted" against "anything she wanted," he thought it sounded very erotic and agreed to play her in a game of poker, thinking it was a lose-lose situation. When she won he asked what she wanted, and she said, "Your body." He smiled at the inuendo at first until he felt woozy, passed out, and woke up in her body. She offered to sell it back to him for $100,000; it was going to take a lot of slot winnings...

Bureaucratic Mess

There was an error when I posted this recently; reposting for those who might've missed it.

Originally posted on October 1, 2012.

Getting things back to normal after the Great Shift was not going to be easy. With everyone swapped into new bodies, it opened up plenty of doors for fraud. Within a few days, the government had set up offices for people to claim what was rightfully theirs. These offices were often packed, and the required forms people had to fill out were long. Doug scanned the papers squeezed on a couch between four other men who had also switched bodies with women. Some were fretting the various parts of the form that verified identity. Who knew their driver’s license number off the top of their heads!? Others zipped through pretty confidently. Regardless, the situation was still a complete bureaucratic mess.

The Good Life

Originally posted on March 8, 2009.

Tyrone and Alexia were living the life. The pair had found a weird bodyswapping ray that allowed them to take over the lives of a rich couple. No more minimum wage jobs and struggling to survive; now they had it all. A boat, a mansion, and more money than they knew what to do with. Tyrone had just wished that when Alexia was using the ray gun that she would've swapped his body with the husband instead of the wife, but he was adapting to the role quite well with dresses and expensive gifts.

Born Again

Originally posted on March 25, 2009.

Rufus felt like such a fool. He had been taken in by that cult so easily. When they said they would baptize him so that he could be "born again" he never expected that it would be into a new body! Now with no identity of his own, he was a slave to the cult. Meanwhile, without Rufus's knowledge, they had given one of loyal, young cult members HIS life...in fact, the woman and Rufus had switched places. She sold all his thing, raided his bank account, and gave it all to the cult. She would do anything the cult said. As, you see, she had been suckered into the cult some years ago, befallen to a fate similar to Rufus's. She was just so glad to be back in a man's body after years of being stuck a woman.

Shameless Plug

Orginally posted on March 2, 2009.

Ugh. I forgot this caption was scheduled for today. My Patreon is dying, but I AM trying to move over to a DeviantArt page for subscriptions to support me. :P

Zoo Madness

Originally posted on March 2, 2009.

Nick lurched as Karen tugged on the leash connecting the two. He had no idea how strong she would be now that she was in the body of a lioness, or how weak he would be now that he was in her body. Earlier the two had gone to the zoo where a grown man was acting like a child playing with a weird device. As they found out first hand, the device could swap the brains of two people...or apparently animals. After several swaps every which way into various animals and people, Nick ended up in his girlfriend Karen's body while she ended up in the body of a female lion. The man had run away, and Nick wasn't about to let his girlfriend get locked up overnight in a cage, so he snuck her out. The two have been in search of the man ever since. Karen's newly acute senses had picked up on his scent, and she began to pull Nick suddenly. He nearly fell over but hoped the madness would be over soon. That is, of course, if they could even find Nick's body!

Exit 23

Originally posted on Unknown Date.

"Hey, Clark, it's me, Harry. Yeah, I know I sound all breathy and sexy. I was wondering if you could come pick me up. I'm not sure how I got here; I'm actualy not sure where exactly I am. Or who exactly I am!
. . .
Oh, what's that? Great Shift?
. . .
No, I hadn't heard. I'm not really near a radio or TV right now. Could you just come and get me, please?
. . .
Okay, I see a sign.
. . .
Exit 23? Interstate 10
. . .
Really? Lots of hookers pick up clients there?
. . .
You don't say?
. . .
Well, it would certainly explain a lot."

Forgot Password?

Originally posted on April 6, 2009.

Aaron sat frustrated in front of his computer. Why couldn't he remember his password for that website that turned him into a woman? It could modify your body in any way, and he had used it so many times to make himself taller or enhance the size of his junk if he had a big date coming up. So why the ONE time when he turns himself into a woman does he forget his password?

Go For It

Originally posted on February 28, 2009.

"Dude," William told his roommate, "I was listening to this record 'Go For It,' and I suddenly started to transform into this hot piece of ass lying on the ground before you. For some reason I just couldn't stop listening until I was finished transforming. For about half an hour after that, I tried to play the record backwards. I'm not sure if I was checking for subliminal messages or thought it could reverse whatever happened or what, but after that I just sort of accepted it. In fact, I've listened to it several times in a row now. I think Im getting just a little hotter each time. I'm ready to start the record again...if you're game? Trust me, you'll love it."

However, when William's nerdy roommate listened to the record, it had a different effect. He facial features became ruggedly handsome, he muscles swelled, and he became very well endowed. Upon the next listen of the record, the two did indeed "Go For It" and made love right there.

Close Shave

Originally posted on October 2, 2013.

When the Great Shift swapped Ben into the body of a woman, he rejoiced. It meant he no longer had to put up with shaving his face each and every morning. However, he soon discovered that as a woman there were plenty of other places that needed shaving -- though luckily not every day. Yet shaving his legs and armpits also took much more time. As he sat in the bathtub taking care of his beauty routine, he realized the trade off may not have been worth it. After all, now he not only had to put up with shaving, but he also had to contend with hair, makeup, and up-to-date fashions just to stay competitive and professional at work!

Gain

Originally posted on October 29, 2018.

Mike realized pretty quickly that he probably shouldn’t be too upset with the body he ended up with as a result of the Great Shift. Sure, he was a woman now, but he was also young and hot. It seemed like a reasonable enough situation, especially considering some of the bodies his friends ended up in.

As the days and weeks passed, there only seemed to be one problem -- he kept gaining weight. Mike’s first guess was that he must’ve still been used to eating like a large guy instead of a small woman, so he tried to cut back. It was so tough; he just felt hungry all the time. And it also didn’t seem to help. He was sure he was now even developing a beer belly despite his caloric reduction.

So he started hitting the gym more, guessing the woman he swapped with had an intense fitness regiment. Yet even despite the intense workout, he was sure he was getting bigger.

It was on one gym trip as he mumbled under his breath about his weight gain and getting fat that another gym member commented.

“You aren’t getting fat,” She said, “You’re pregnant.”

Bureaucratic Mess

Originally posted on October 1, 2012.

Getting things back to normal after the Great Shift was not going to be easy. With everyone swapped into new bodies, it opened up plenty of doors for fraud. Within a few days, the government had set up offices for people to claim what was rightfully theirs. These offices were often packed, and the required forms people had to fill out were long. Doug scanned the papers squeezed on a couch between four other men who had also switched bodies with women. Some were fretting the various parts of the form that verified identity. Who knew their driver’s license number off the top of their heads!? Others zipped through pretty confidently. Regardless, the situation was still a complete bureaucratic mess.

Don't You?

Originally posted on September 14, 2012.

“You miss it, don’t you?” Jeremy asked, “You miss your smooth face. You miss the soft dresses. You miss all the finer points of being female. Well, don’t worry. Your body is in safe hands as long as I’m inside of it. I bet you’re pretty bummed about being in my body too. I mean, it’s all hairy. I have a bit of a belly; I really needed to work out more. But you’re the one who wanted this. You wanted to switch bodies, and I let you do it. And now I’m happy, and you’re not. I can see it in my former face. I know that look. But don’t expect it to solicit any sympathy from me, because there’s no way I could ever go back to being a guy.”

Purse

Originally posted on October 13, 2011.

Despite all the people freaking out in the wake of the Great Shift, Alan decided that he wouldn’t freak out even though he was in a new body. He simply went to find a quiet place and starting digging through his new body’s purse. It took him a long time before he finally found her wallet, but when he looked inside there was no identification. No driver’s license, no credit cards, just about $200 in cash. Next he starting looking for a cell phone. He was just curious about anything he could find that would tell him whose body he was now in or any information about her!

Reverse Zombie

Originally posted on October 31, 2019.

The virus first starting infecting people around September. People would seemingly die and come back to life craving the flesh of other humans. Dr. Gustavo Diaz hated the term “zombie,” but that’s what everyone was calling the infected. Many had been working on a cure, but Gustavo was taking a different approach, he theorized a vaccine.

With an infected young woman on the table in his lab, he extracted her DNA and began the study it. She growled and snapped at him, but she was tied down tight. He was able to create a single dose of the vaccine, and he wondered who to test it on. However, his choices were quickly dwindled once he realized his lab was surrounded by infected people. There was only one person he could test it on: himself.

Nervously, he injected the needle in his arm. He began to wonder how he would know it would work? Then something strange happened as his body transformed. He looked eerily similar to the woman on his table -- well, like she did when she was alive. But being a woman was the last thing on his mind. Gustavo also had a craving for flesh, but he desired to eat the flesh of the infected. He couldn’t help himself as he bit into the woman at his table.

He was shocked at what he had done. He briefly thought he had turned himself into the same type of monster as the infected, but he still seemed to have his ability to speak and think. He had no cravings for the flesh of the living for sure. Then he looked out his lab window to see the infected desperate to get inside. He knew he was a different kind of monster entirely, and he was one that was ready to feast on the flesh of those zombies...

Magic Water

Originally posted on an unknown date.

Jules tasted something funny about the hotel's water when he brushed his teeth on his first night stay there, but he didn't discover its true effect until the next morning when he took a shower. As the water cascaded down his body, it became to transform it. He went from his burly 6 foot tall hairy frame to a smooth skinned 5'4" female beauty. Being one of the most powerful attorneys in the land, he was ready to hit this hotel with a big lawsuit. The problem is that simply no one believed him.

The Pits!

Originally posted on January 29, 2010.

William had gotten into an argument with his girlfriend the night before about how long it took her to get ready. In her rage, she cast some sort of voodoo spell to swap their bodies. William, now in her body, as a little confused the next night. Had she been trying to prove a point with this? William couldn't seem to figure out what it may be. While in her body, he had not showered or used deodorant, yet he still smelled way too flowery everywhere! Even his pits!

Mad

Originally posted on August 20, 2010.

Mitchell was mad. Seriously, what sort of mom steals their son's body! But that's exactly what his mother did to him, and now he was stuck in her body. He developed a scheme to try and trick her to swap back. He knew his mom was pretty vein about her appearance, so he dressed up in a latex dress. If she saw him, she'd be horrified. However, after putting on the outfit, he couldn't seem to find where his mom had gone, and the next thing he knew he heard a slam, and saw his dad walking in the front door. Mitchell knew that if his dad saw his mom's body dressed like this, it would definitely not give the right impression.

Doze Off

Originally posted on August 11, 2010.

When the Great Shift swapped the bodies of most of the planet's inhabitants, Derek was in disbelief at his new body. He found himself in a leather-clad woman. He quickly convinced himself that he was dreaming, but it all felt so real. He told himself that all he needed to do was fall asleep in the dream, and then he'd wake up in his own body. Even though he finally managed to doze off, there would be no pleasant awakening when he realizes that his new body is no dream!

Probe

Originally posted on March 31, 2009.

After Jake was abducted by aliens and poked and probed for days, he thought it couldn't get any worse. However, after the stuck a needle into his head, he blacked out. When he awoke, he was in a different part of the ship in a cage. On top of that, he was in someone else's body. Jake guessed it was an exotic dancer or somthing judging by the clothes. Next, an alien explained in broken english that in this body he would hae to "mate" and "produce offspring" for further study. Jake was wrong. The probing and the experiments had gotten much, much worse.

Cursed Jobsite

Originally posted March 15, 2009.

None of the constuction workers on the site believed the rumors that they were building over an ancient cursed burial ground. That is, until strange things started happening. Bill broke his legs on the job, Chuck went temporarily blind for no reason, but nothing could match what happened to the foreman, Eddie. He whistled at a woman one passing by the site one day, and the next the woman showed up at the site, ready for work. Most of the other workers jaws dropped when she opened her mouth and Eddie's voice came out, "Alright, curse or no curse, we're gettin' this job done."

Viva Las Vegas

Originally posted on March 22, 2009.

Theodore’s wife was convinced he was cheating on her. She put a curse on his latest business trip which would only kick in if he was unfaithful. Most of the trip went well, until one night when he brought a showgirl and part-time prostitute back to his hotel room. The next morning he didn't even notice that he was in a completely different body wearing the showgirl's sexy stage costume as he grabbed his briefcase for the day's meeting. Oddly enough, he still scored a good deal at the meeting; however, the showgirl's performance while she was in Theodore's body didn't go over nearly as well.

Principal's Office

Originally posted on February 18, 2019.

Principal Harris was a little disappointed to see Jeff in the office again. With a stern look, Principal Harris lectured Jeff, “This is the third time you’ve been sent to my office since the break ended, young man. You used to be such a good student, whats’ gotten in to you?”

Jeff leaned over and paused before speaking up, “That’s the thing, isn’t it? I’m not exactly a ‘young man’ anymore, am I? The Great Shift swapped just about all my other classmates with other students, but I get stuck in Mrs. Bell’s body. I’m a forty year old woman now! I have to wear my mom’s clothes! Yet I still get treated like an eighteen year old kid. I had plans to go to college and med school, but by the time I would complete my residency, I’d be close to sixty. So what’s the point? Why am I bothering with any of this?”

After explaining, Jeff just sulked, not wanting to hear any sort of excuse of explanation Principal Harris could come back with...

She Tricked Me

Originally posted on May 23, 2009.

"She tricked me," Quincy mumbled, "I told my cousin about my secret desire to be a woman, and she offered to swap bodies with me. At first I thought she was bullshitting me, but she insisted she could do it. All she needed was someone who was willing; I quickly agreed. Now I know why she was so eager to swap. Shortly after she left, the cops came and slapped on some handcuffs and arrested me! I'm not sure what she did, but I'm pissed off she did this to me!"

Awoken

Originally posted on December 27, 2013.

When Larry first woke up that morning, he was a little shocked to find that his body had changed in a rather unexpected way. His chest had sprouted bre*sts, his hair had grown out, and he now had a v*gina instead of a p*nis. In short, he had been transformed into a woman. He didn't quite know what had caused this unexpected change, but he was going to enjoy it. He went out shopping and bought a leather dress. But as his spree continued and the day went on, things got stranger. His belly started growing out, and he could feel kicking from the inside. He had not only become a woman, but he had become pregnant! And it seemed to be moving at an amazing pace. He'd probably be giving birth by dinner.

Feeling the Power

Originally posted on July 19, 2013.

A few years ago, Opie found that he had a very odd power. He could push his spirit out of his own body and into another person. This would push that soul out and a bit of body swapping often between several people would result. But his aim was terrible, and it would often take hours to get everyone back in their rightful body. As a result, he rarely used this power. In fact, he hadn’t even planned on using this power today. It sort of went off by pure accident. His neighbor Angela was babysitting, and he was just getting so frustrated from all the crying. Suddenly, his spirit shot out his body and through the wall into Angela’s body. He saw Angela’s spirit enter the baby, and the baby’s spirit whisked away through the wall. As Opie started feeling up his new body, he could see Angela looking up from the baby’s body with anger. And it dawned on Opie. This was the first time he had no real need to swap back. Angela in the baby’s body couldn’t speak yet, and his own body with the baby inside was also unable to talk. He could simply just stay as Angela, and that seemed like a good deal to him.

A Bad Day

Originally posted on May 9, 2013.

One by one, the people sitting at the bar complained about how bad their day was. The woman at the end of the bar laughed as she pulled out a cigarette.

“You want to talk about a bad day. I’ve had the worst,” She said, “When I woke up this morning, I was a man.”

A few jaws dropped.

“I’m not exactly sure what happened,” She continued, “I think I probably pissed off an ex-girlfriend or something. She wanted her revenge, so as the day went on, I slowly morphed into a woman. It was subtle at first, but there was one point that I used the bathroom when things became very obvious.”

Gorgeous

Originally posted on April 29, 2010.

Martin was afraid to look in the mirror. He could tell that the transformation virus had affected him, changed him; he knew he was a woman just from looking down, but was he pretty? Ugly? It's not like that really matter; he wasn't really comfortable losing his manhood, but maybe it would soften the blow if he was least attractive. It turned out, as he slowly adjusted his head to look in the mirror, that he was not only attractive, but downright gorgeous.

Fiery

Originally posted on August 28, 2010.

After getting over the initial shock of the Great Shift, Scott started to settle into the fact that he (along with the rest of the world) had a new body. He quickly began acting fiery, appropriate for the new red-hedded body he was now in. Smiling, he grabbed his own ass. You know, he figures that he got a pretty good deal out of this Great Shift thing...

Shipwreck

Originally posted on March 21, 2017.

It was in the 90s when Jim made a ton of money off the dotcom bubble. It was easy for him to retire early and sail around the world on his yacht with his beautiful girlfriend. Unfortunately, while in the middle of the ocean, they hit a reef. Jim was sure he could fix it if they were on land; luckily, they spied an uncharted island in the distance. However, as they approached, things got weird. Quite unexpectantly, Jim and his girlfriend ended up swapping bodies. It was more than disorienting for Jim, and it inhibited his ability to repair the boat. His girlfriend’s body wasn’t strong enough to lift a lot of the materials, so he had to bark orders at her as she did the work.

A few days passed before they were able to fix the yacht up well enough to leave the island. After they got a safe enough distance off, they swapped back to their own bodies. Out of curiosity, Jim turned the boat back toward the island. When they got close enough, they swapped again. It seemed crazy, but there was only one possible conclusion, something about the island swapped people’s bodies. Jim thought about what he could do. He could build a one-of-a-kind resort. It might be hard to convince construction workers to build something here, but he was sure he could charge people a lot of money for a vacation where they literally spent time off as someone else. He jotted down the coordinates, eager to return to the place he and his girlfriend had called “Exchange Island.”

Like Ranma

Originally posted on September 21, 2013.

Kaj was flabbergasted. He had no clue what could have possibly caused his sudden transformation into a woman. His friend Seymour suggested that it might be like in the Ranma cartoons, and he should pour some warm water on himself to turn back into a man. With a bit of assistance from his friend, Kaj was soon soaked in a splash of water, but it did little to help his predicament. He was still a woman, but now he was a woman in wet clothes. Seymour could not help but stare at Kaj’s form in the sopping wet outfit.

Shopaholic

Originally posted on December 21, 2015.

After the Great Shift, Martin never thought he’d get used to being a woman. Yet a mere week later, and he found himself in a department store gawking over dresses. In fact, he was even feeling downright giddy inside. Is this just something women felt about clothes shopping? He wondered, but he didn’t really care. He was sure he was going to buy out half of this store...or as much of it as he could afford! Maybe this body was a shopaholic or something, and that trait had been passed on to him now that he had this body.

Smoke

Originally posted on November 26, 2015.

Jack was pretty thankful when he found a cigarette inside the purse he was carrying. After the Great Shift swapped his body with a woman, he felt very stressed and needed one to calm down. If she had been a non-smoker, he would’ve felt terrible about doing this; then again, if she didn’t smoke, he had no idea where he’d be able to get a cigarette from right now anyway. After his smoke, he was a little calmer, or at least calm as one could be after finding themselves in a different body.