Originally posted on September 13, 2023.
“Dude! Why the f*ck is there a person suspended in a tank?” Richard asked when he saw the sight before him in his friend’s basement.
Brian responded, “It’s less of a person and more like...an experiment.”
“It looks like a f*cking person.”
“It’s cloned from various people to make the perfect match for me.”
“I don’t care whose brain you cloned for that thing; you are super awkward with the ladies no matter what. Maybe it’s because you do creepy things like this in your basement, Bro.”
“That’s the true genius. I mapped my own brain. She is essentially me, but I made some modifications. She will have an increased libido, be into wearing dresses and skirts; she will find me attractive, of course --”
“I dunno, dude. Using your brain feels like taking a bad idea and making it worse.”
“Maybe it’s time you left Brianna and I alone before I activate her.”
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