Fertility

Originally posted on May 1, 2011.

Brendan couldn’t believe the ancient ruins before him. He had gone off the beaten path of the tourist group to find the old temple. He couldn’t believe this one wasn’t on the map. What he didn’t know was that the ancient goddess of fertility still resided in the temple, and she was lonely. So excited to finally have a guest after so many years, she decided to reward him. Of course, when Brendan started to feel the effects, he didn’t feel so “rewarded.” His body changed. His former reproductive organs turned inside out to form a womb between his legs. The fertility goddess gave him what she thought what the most precious gift--the ability to be fertile.