Originally posted November 13, 2009.
Ryan had to admit that he probably got a pretty good deal out of the Great Shift. Sure, he lost his manhood, but before the Shift, he was also several hundred pounds overweight. Now he was in the body of a woman named Penny, but he was also skinnier than he could've ever imagined. He found himself making sexy poses in the mirror just to check out his new bod. He felt sort of bad for whoever got stuck with his old body. No matter what sort of exercise he tried, he could never seem to lose the weight, and so far with this new body, whatever he seemed to eat didn't seem to gain him a pound. A good tradeoff for his manhood, indeed!