Good Son

Originally posted on July 8, 2012.

“Mom! You can’t do this to me! You can’t! Give me my body back, please!”

“I’m sorry, Junior, but you were a worthless son. You never worked hard, you were never appreciative, and you always took advantage of me as your mother. I switched bodies with you in order to turn your life around. Maybe once I do, I will give it back to you, but only if I am convinced that you won’t ruin all of my hard work.”