Showing posts with label pop culture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pop culture. Show all posts

Saturday, September 6, 2025

The Artifact

Originally posted on December 8, 2024.

"What the hell did those women do to us, Indy?” Basil asked his adventuring companion.

"It was that artifact! Legend has it, that thing has the power to switch peoples bodies. If we don't get it back, we might be stuck in their shapely, feminine bodies forever!" Jones replied.

"Stuck? Like this? Forever?" Basil suddenly stopped running.

"What the hell are you doing? We gotta catch 'em.”

"Yeah, oh, sure. Sure. Why don't you go on ahead, eh? I'll wait here in case they decide to doubleback or something."

"Dammit, Basil. We're on a train! There's no way they're going to doubleback. Nevermind! I don't have time for this!"

Thursday, May 8, 2025

Beauty and the Geek

Originally posted on February 17, 2009.

For the latest season of Beauty and the Geek the producers had really outdone themselves. They were going to make the contestants learn about each other by making them walk a mile in their shoes...literally! At the beginning of the contest all the beauties and all the geeks had their minds swapped. To spice things up even more they told the contestants that only the winners would be returned to their old bodies. On week one Norman and Roxanne were kicked off the show. Both stood before the producers with their hands on their hips in a pissed off fashion, but secretly Norman couldn't be happier.

For the latest season of Beauty and the Geek the producers had really outdone themselves. They were going to make the contestants learn about each other by making them walk a mile in their shoes...literally! At the beginning of the contest all the beauties and all the geeks had their minds swapped. To spice things up even more they told the contestants that only the winners would be returned to their old bodies. On week one Norman and Roxanne were kicked off the show. Both stood before the producers with their hands on their hips in a pissed off fashion, but secretly Norman couldn't be happier.

Saturday, March 29, 2025

VR Malfunction (Part 3)

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Originally posted on March 19, 2023.

A few months passed, and I began to really began to embrace the fact that I was a beautiful woman. Part of this was likely due to the fact that I had quit my job immediately (I felt like I couldn’t explain what happened to me with a straight face), and I ended up taking up work as a model to pay the bills. The photographers and talent scouts were underandably impressed with the sort of superhuman things I could do.

Marvin also helped with the rent in the early months before the checks starting coming in. He was always a good friend, and his name was on the lease of the apartment we shared, so it made sense. Because of our long friendship and his kindness, we tried dating. Unfortunately, my super strength extended to all the muscles in my body, and I ended up severely injuring him when we got close enough to try sleeping together. While he was in the hospital recovering, I stayed by his side with only short trips to the nearby park for some fresh air. I used it to clear my head; I thought about breaking it off. But we ended up deciding to stay together; we just weren’t going to do THAT again any time soon.

Friday, March 28, 2025

VR Malfunction (Part 2)

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Originally posted on February 19, 2023.

There didn’t seem to be anyway to reverse this. It’s not like I could select my original body in the game as a character and hope for another power surge. I resigned myself to the fact that I was stuck, but I did ask if someone could pick me up some normal-looking clothing. A bunch of guys at the arcade quickly volunteered to get stuff for me in the wider mall (I’m guessing they thought they’d be able to see me change in front of them or something). But when they returned with some sweats and yoga pants, I was lucky the arcade had a back room where I could put them on. Marvin asked if I wanted to head back to our apartment, but I told him I could make my own way. I just wanted to be alone for a bit. I ended up just wandering in the mall. I checked myself out in a few mirrors. My reflection was still so weird to me. I suppose I was thankful that without the outfit, I did just look like a normal woman. Granted, I still had a great figure and was quite attractive, but I wouldn’t be drawing the same kind of attention I had in the arcade. Small favors, I guess.

Thursday, March 27, 2025

VR Malfunction (Part 1)

Originally posted on January 19, 2023.

The new VR game was the hottest item at the arcade. I went down with a bunch of friends the day they installed it. The lines were long, but it was worth it. Everything felt so real. When you played the games, it felt like you really were the character you played as.

But on my third round, something happened. There was a power surge or something and the lights went out. I took off the headset and was shocked to find I had been transformed into my character! Suddenly, all eyes were on me as I was now the living embodiment of so many gamer guys’ crushes.

My friend Marvin asked if I had my character’s powers. I wasn’t about to kick anyone to find out, but we figured out a few other tests. I could lift the arcade cabinets with ease, and when I played the games, my reaction time was insane. And luckily there were high ceilings, because I could jump unbelievably high. In a lot of ways, it was really cool. If only I had selected a male character though, then I wouldn’t be stuck in a woman’s body!

Saturday, July 13, 2024

Record Companies Are Evil!

Originally posted on June 6, 2009.

Record companies are evil! Just ask Blake and Tim. They'd tell you...Or at least they would if they hadn't signed a contract stating that they'd never say a bad word about the label...ever! Not only that, once their band was signed, the label took the image-clause to mean that they were allowed to take the brains out of the two talented young men's heads and transplant them into the bodies of talentless bimbos. Then they made them to wear the slutiest clothes possible, and surgically forced smiles on their faces. Of course, all this was charged against the band's advance. Despie the labels claims that the band would be the next big thing, once the CD hit stores, it STILL didn't sell any  copies. The record company blamed illegal downloading.

Record companies are evil! Just ask Blake and Tim. They'd tell you...Or at least they would if they hadn't signed a contract stating that they'd never say a bad word about the label...ever! Not only that, once their band was signed, the label took the image-clause to mean that they were allowed to take the brains out of the two talented young men's heads and transplant them into the bodies of talentless bimbos. Then they made them to wear the slutiest clothes possible, and surgically forced smiles on their faces. Of course, all this was charged against the band's advance. Despie the labels claims that the band would be the next big thing, once the CD hit stores, it STILL didn't sell any copies. The record company blamed illegal downloading.

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Green Lantern

Originally posted on September 14, 2011.

When Hal Jordan received the green ring, he was told that he could make anything he imagined become reality. It took him a little while to get used to it. He’d use the ring to make a green shield to protect himself from bullets or imagine a gun to fight a criminal. But he wondered if the ring only worked externally. He thought of himself transforming into a woman, and soon his masculine body became very feminine and shapely. He smiled as he thought about how truly interesting the power of the Green Lantern could be; he was only limited by the power of his imagination and he was about to let it run wild...

When Hal Jordan received the green ring, he was told that he could make anything he imagined become reality. It took him a little while to get used to it. He’d use the ring to make a green shield to protect himself from bullets or imagine a gun to fight a criminal. But he wondered if the ring only worked externally. He thought of himself transforming into a woman, and soon his masculine body became very feminine and shapely. He smiled as he thought about how truly interesting the power of the Green Lantern could be; he was only limited by the power of his imagination and he was about to let it run wild...

Thursday, May 23, 2024

Merry Christmas

Originally posted on December 25, 2012.

Even Santa Claus wasn’t immune to the effects of the Great Shift. The jolly old elf was sure that his new body would change the image of Christmas and gift giving for years to come. Fortunately, despite having the body of a young woman now, he still had his magical gift delivering abilities along with his immortality. Christmas would not be canceled, but it certainly would be a whole lot sexier this year!

Even Santa Claus wasn’t immune to the effects of the Great Shift. The jolly old elf was sure that his new body would change the image of Christmas and gift giving for years to come. Fortunately, despite having the body of a young woman now, he still had his magical gift delivering abilities along with his immortality. Christmas would not be canceled, but it certainly would be a whole lot sexier this year!

Monday, April 29, 2024

The Next Avatar...

Originally posted on December 3, 2010.

There was something wrong with the equipment connecting Jake to his avatar, and he had to escape his Na’vi form and return to his human body one last time. He groaned about it forever, wishing to return to the native peoples of Pandora. In his haste, he hijacked another console so that he could use someone else’s Na’vi avatar. He was initially surprised to find himself in the body of a female Na’vi! He really screwed this up, but when he tried to disconnect, he found that he couldn’t. The new avatar wasn’t perfectly compatible with his DNA, causing his original body to be killed in the process, and leaving his mind stuck forever in this new form.

There was something wrong with the equipment connecting Jake to his avatar, and he had to escape his Na’vi form and return to his human body one last time. He groaned about it forever, wishing to return to the native peoples of Pandora. In his haste, he hijacked another console so that he could use someone else’s Na’vi avatar. He was initially surprised to find himself in the body of a female Na’vi! He really screwed this up, but when he tried to disconnect, he found that he couldn’t. The new avatar wasn’t perfectly compatible with his DNA, causing his original body to be killed in the process, and leaving his mind stuck forever in this new form.

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

Sending to a Friend

Originally posted on May 2, 2016.

It took Chris a minute to adjust, but once he did, he couldn’t be any happier with the body he had possessed. He recognized her; she was not only gorgeous, but also a celebrity. The first thing he did was whip out her phone and take a selfie. He thought about texting it to his best friend, but all his numbers were stored on his phone -- this was hers. But he COULD remember the email. Chris knew that once his friend got the photo, he’d be jealous. Of course, he’d have to explain who he really was? Or did he? Maybe it would simply be fun to see his friend’s reaction after getting a personal photo of one of his favorite movie stars.

It took Chris a minute to adjust, but once he did, he couldn’t be any happier with the body he had possessed. He recognized her; she was not only gorgeous, but also a celebrity. The first thing he did was whip out her phone and take a selfie. He thought about texting it to his best friend, but all his numbers were stored on his phone -- this was hers. But he COULD remember the email. Chris knew that once his friend got the photo, he’d be jealous. Of course, he’d have to explain who he really was? Or did he? Maybe it would simply be fun to see his friend’s reaction after getting a personal photo of one of his favorite movie stars.

Wednesday, September 6, 2023

Swapped League (Part 1)

Originally posted on Alicia's Great Shift Patreon.

Please note that Parts Two, Three, and Four are exclusive to the Patreon!

If Bruce was the type of person who looked on the positive side of things, he’d probably consider the fact that he was now a super hero with actual super powers. Of course, Bruce was not the type to look on the bright side.

The entire world was in chaos. Everyone had swapped bodies with someone else due to the Great Shift, and super heroes were no exception. What that meant was not just that Bruce was stuck in Diana’s body, but that there was literally no one he could trust. It also seemed quite likely that an innocent person stuck in a villain’s body could easily be hurt or attacked by someone with good intentions. It would be a tricky situation for sure.

Perhaps, though, he was in just the right body for this situation. Despite now opting for a much darker look, he still had the lasso of truth at his disposal. It was just a matter of ensnaring someone and asking who they really were.

Wednesday, August 23, 2023

Perfectly

Originally posted on January 6, 2010.

Dan couldn't believe he was attending a party in his sister's body. It had been a week since they had accidentally switched bodies, and they both had been avoidning social events, but she insisted that he attend this one for her. She had helped him get ready, pick out an outfit, and do his hair. However, when he first arrived, he could not believe how it almost seemed like instinct for him to make his way to the bathroom and adjust his makeup. He was more freaked out when he did it perfectly...

Dan couldn't believe he was attending a party in his sister's body. It had been a week since they had accidentally switched bodies, and they both had been avoidning social events, but she insisted that he attend this one for her. She had helped him get ready, pick out an outfit, and do his hair. However, when he first arrived, he could not believe how it almost seemed like instinct for him to make his way to the bathroom and adjust his makeup. He was more freaked out when he did it perfectly...

Wednesday, May 3, 2023

Figure Skating

Originally posted on February 26, 2010.

Andrew couldn't believe that his girlfriend was making him watch the figure skating competition on the television tonight. He found the pracing and dancing around to be so boring. At least it was the women's competition; there'd at least be some eye candy involved. Still, he wished they could watch a movie or another channel or something. Then everything went dark. Was it a power outage? Why did it get so cold all of a sudden? Then a bright light shined in his face. He turned away to shield his eyes, but he noticed silky blue fabric. It took him a while to put the pieces together, but somehow he was now in one of the bodies of the figure sakters in the competition he had just been watching, and from the looks of things he was mere moments from his performance.

Andrew couldn't believe that his girlfriend was making him watch the figure skating competition on the television tonight. He found the pracing and dancing around to be so boring. At least it was the women's competition; there'd at least be some eye candy involved. Still, he wished they could watch a movie or another channel or something. Then everything went dark. Was it a power outage? Why did it get so cold all of a sudden? Then a bright light shined in his face. He turned away to shield his eyes, but he noticed silky blue fabric. It took him a while to put the pieces together, but somehow he was now in one of the bodies of the figure sakters in the competition he had just been watching, and from the looks of things he was mere moments from his performance.