Friday, April 5, 2024

Not the Sharpest Tool in the Box

Originally posted on November 19, 2009.

Enrico couldn't figure out what everyone was freaking out about. They were grabbing their own breasts or crotches. He just didn't get what was going on. Whatever, he needed to take a piss. He went up to the urinal and zipped down his jeans, and instead of finding the usual penis, there was ... nothing!  Upon further inspection by pushing down a frilly pair of panties, he found a vagina. Totally freaked out, he finally realized what everyone was so weirded out by earlier. Sure, it took Enrico a while to figure out that the Great Shift had affected him too, swapping him into the body of a woman he was standing next to, but no one ever said he was the sharpest tool in the box.

Enrico couldn't figure out what everyone was freaking out about. They were grabbing their own breasts or crotches. He just didn't get what was going on. Whatever, he needed to take a piss. He went up to the urinal and zipped down his jeans, and instead of finding the usual penis, there was ... nothing! Upon further inspection by pushing down a frilly pair of panties, he found a vagina. Totally freaked out, he finally realized what everyone was so weirded out by earlier. Sure, it took Enrico a while to figure out that the Great Shift had affected him too, swapping him into the body of a woman he was standing next to, but no one ever said he was the sharpest tool in the box.

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