Originally posted on August 29, 2009.
Only a few moments earlier Clyde was relaxing on the beach in Hawaii, and the next thing he knew he was outside in a snowy Alaskan landscape. Unlike many swaped in the Great Shift, Clyde ended up miles away from his original body. He had never seen snow before in his life! Of course, he had never been a woman before either, it didn't mean he wasn't enjoying both...one more than the other.
Originally posted on December 30, 2024.
Milo stood frozen in the lobby of Exchange Island. He wasn’t quite sure how to react. He had been told that both he and his wife Eleanor would return to their original bodies when they checked out. And it worked for her -- his wife’s normal, middle aged body stood before him -- but it didn’t work for him! Milo did still swap, but not back into his own body; he was now an Asian woman in an animal print bikini with bunches in his hair.
“Milo?” Eleanor asked.
“It’s me,” He replied, “This is awkward.”
“Well, you were lucky enough to have that rather fit young man’s body for our time here. The rumors I’ve heard about men dealing with women’s bodies that for their entire vacation is quite common. You can deal with it for a few minutes while we sort this out.”
Eleanor turned to the lobby clerk, “Excuse me, but I think there’s been a mixup. That is most certainly not my husband’s body.”
“Let me see if I can clear that up,” The clerk replied as she started typing into the computer, “Give me a moment.”
After several minutes, the clerk spoke up again, “I’m sorry, but that technically IS your husband’s body.”
Eleanor scoffed, “I’m pretty sure you can see that it’s not. What about that body says ‘husband’ to you?”
“I mean, that’s his body now LEGALLY. He’s a Clause 13.”
“Excuse me?”
“On Page 12, Section 3, Clause 13: In the event of accidental death of the guest’s original body, the guest agrees to assume permanently the new available body of another party responsible for said death.”
“My husband is dead?”
“No, he’s right there. He just has a new body...for good.”
Originally posted on August 29, 2009.
Jeremy was simply walking down the street one day when he bumped into a middle aged man who seemed to be running from something. Before Jeremy could ask what was wrong or apologize, the man pulled out a strange ray gun and hit Jeremy with it. The next thing he knew, he was sitting on a lawn chair wearing a bikini...and he was NOT in his own body. In the distance, he could see some more people running down the street, presumaly chasing the man he saw earlier. Jeremy quietly snuck inside a nearby house. He didn't know how or why that man's ray gun swapped his body with this sexy woman, but it didn't take him long to know that he did not want to swap back. He peaked out the window as the group of people in pursuit passed.
Originally posted on August 30, 2009.
It was a special ops mission in North Korea. Kim Jong-il was rumored to be working on a new top secret weapon, and John and his team were sent in to investigate and stop it. The nature of the weapon became quickly apparent upon landing outside of Pyongyang when a strange beam was fired at the men. John and the others expected instant death, but were surprised to find themselves waking up several hours later. The first part of the mission was complete, they discovered what the weapon did. It was apparently some sort of bodyswap ray, which had switched the bodies of the special ops men with a few hookers. Now the second part of the mission was to destroy it, even if that meant being stuck like this forever. It was a sacrifice that John was prepared to make as he picked up his gun.
Originally posted on August 31, 2009.
After his girlfriend cheated on him, Bill made a wish upon a star that she knew how he felt. He certainly never expected the wish to come true, and certainly not in the way it did! Waking up the next morning, she certainly knew how he felt alright because she was him, and he was now her! After examining himself in the mirror, he called his own cell number to hear his own voice answer. Both were relieved to hear their own voice, but Bill never fessed up about making the wish that caused his girlfriend to TRULY know EXACTLY what he felt (literally), nor did they ever find a way to switch back.
