Fortunately

Originally posted on January 4, 2025.

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Barney was a man who obtained a vast fortune in his life, but he never married, had no kids, and his family all dead. There was often talk of who he was going to leave his money to, but he gave no signs or indications.

Of course, he knew people wanted a piece. The nurse who visited him had asked for some. He told her that he couldn't promise a lot, but that she'd be taken care of. And then there was his maid, Marisa. She had taken to wearing costumes like a french maid outfit and acting flirty as opposed to asking directly. Barney could see through the signs; she wasn't the first golddigger to try these sorts of shenanigans. But he had a plan to give her exactly what she wanted -- sort of.

One day he told her he was leaving most of his fortune to her; she began to dance around with glee. Barney was a little sad to be right, but he also knew what had to be done next as he whispered a few words in a language Marisa couldn't understand. The next thing she knew, she was the one in the bed; she was gasping for air as she felt her heart stop.

Meanwhile, Barney was the one now in Marisa's body, wearing her heels and the silly maid uniform. He got the phone to call an ambulence and report the heart attack, but Barney knew it was already too late. His original body was dead, and he would now inherit most of his former fortune in Marisa's body. Of course, he had a singificant sum set aside for the nurse too, just like he had promised her.