Friday, April 4, 2025

Overprotective Mother

Originally posted on November 1, 2022.

When I proposed to my girlfriend, her mother seemed mad. She told me I wasn’t good enough for her daughter and that she’d personally see to it that we would never be married. My girlfriend told me to not take it too seriously; these were just the types of things her mother said. Though the constant threats continued throughout our engagement. I tried to follow my fiancée’s advice and shrug it off, but it was difficult to do so.

Other than her mother’s belittling of me, things were going well, but I never could’ve expected what would happen next. I woke up on the morning of my wedding with the shock of my life -- I had woken up in body of my fiancée’s mother! I was in the body of a 50-something year old chinese woman! I tried not to panic. I put on her dress, which was more difficult and uncomfortable than I imagined, and made my way to the ceremony. I tried to think of what I could say to my bride-to-be to convince her of the truth. That would make her think I was really me and not her mom trying to up with a wild excuse to call of the wedding or just seeming absolutely crazy. When I realized I couldn’t, I just remained silent. Maybe we’d swap back later and this nightmare will be over. However, this seemed much less likely after later in the ceremony when my former body pulled me aside and told me, “I told you that you would never marry her. I will look after my daughter forever, no matter what it takes. Even if that means I am now you for good.”

Thursday, April 3, 2025

Annoyed

Originally posted on January 12, 2013.

Bob looked at the text on his phone. It was Renee. Again. This has to be about the hundredth time she'd contacted him since the two had swapped bodies. It's not like she ever had any knowledge of how to switch back; she'd always just see if he had found a way to do so. Honestly, he had stopped looking for a way to get his own body back a long time ago. He loved being in Renee's body, and her constant pestering was just getting annoying.

Bob looked at the text on his phone. It was Renee. Again. This has to be about the hundredth time she'd contacted him since the two had swapped bodies. It's not like she ever had any knowledge of how to switch back; she'd always just see if he had found a way to do so. Honestly, he had stopped looking for a way to get his own body back a long time ago. He loved being in Renee's body, and her constant pestering was just getting annoying.

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Couldn't Believe It

Originally posted on February 17, 2012.

Jake couldn't believe it! He must've really pissed his wife off this time with his comments. He couldn't even quite remember what he had said. It was something like how all women had to do was bat an eyelash to get just about anything they wanted. Now she had placed some sort of curse on him, and he was a woman! He cursed. He could probably deal with all the make-up and the uncomfortable clothes, but the breasts he had were so large that his back was hurting!

Jake couldn't believe it! He must've really pissed his wife off this time with his comments. He couldn't even quite remember what he had said. It was something like how all women had to do was bat an eyelash to get just about anything they wanted. Now she had placed some sort of curse on him, and he was a woman! He cursed. He could probably deal with all the make-up and the uncomfortable clothes, but the breasts he had were so large that his back was hurting!

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Relaxing

Originally posted on September 19, 2012.

Brandon should've read the promotional material more carefully. He had gone to the spa after finding a flier. Work had been very stressful lately, and he this resort's material had promised to make him feel like a new man. Actually, had he read it closely, it said it would make him feel like a "new person." The not-so-subtle difference soon became apparent as waters from the spa's magical pool cascading upon him, transforming his body. Though Brandon had an initial sense of panic, it all soon faded away. At least the experience was relaxing.