Saving Humanity

Originally posted on June 7, 2023.

I saw a weird burst of light coming from the alley next to my building while walking home and saw two oddly dressed women standing there. It got even weirder when one of them opened her mouth.

“Greetings, human male,” She said, “I trust I speak your present day language approximately. We arrived from the future and seek aid in your time. When we come from, men folk have gone by disease. We require a body for mating. A man’s body if we may take you.”

I smile thinking this was too good to be true. Were two women really offering themselves up to me right then and there? “Besides, ya know, saving humanity, is there anything in it for me?”

She tilted her head and said, “You may select which of us you want.”

I was a little disappointed I wasn’t going to get to do both, but I pointed my finger to the one on my right, who hadn’t said anything yet.

“Very well,” The first said, seemingly content with speaking for both of them.

I expected to lead the quiet one back to my room or teleport to some breeding ground in the future, but instead the flash of light simply appeared again. The two women fom the future were gone...well, sort of.

The talkative woman went back to the future with my body, but I got stuck in the quiet one’s body. Luckily, she did have a voice. I was able to speak, but I was now stuck in the body of a chick, wearing her odd future clothes, and they had stolen by body!

Time for Revenge

Originally posted on June 21, 2009.

Tony knew his ex-girlfriend's reputation when he started dating her. His friends often called her a slut, but he still didn't expect her to cheat on him and then humilate him in front of a crowd of people at a club. When he fell asleep that night he wished that he could humiliate her in a similar fashion. When he woke up, he realized that he was in her body, dressed up, and ready to go to a club. He looked at the clock and calender, and noticed that it was a few hours EARLIER...before she broke up with him. When he arrived at the club, he met up with his girlfriend in his old body, scared about the swap. He smiled. Now was his chance!

Destiny

Orginally posted on February 1, 2010.

Donald's mom had always encouraged him to go into science, and he could never figure out why. Even when he faltered in his childhood, she told him that he knew he was destined to do something great. Already in his late 20s, that greatness was about to be realized. He had invented a transporter, and after several tests, it was finally time for a human subject. Donald insisted he be allowed to be first. But when he entered, something went horribly wrong. Time and space warped, and he found himself in not only the wrong location, but in the wrong time and in the wrong body! The face of the woman he now was looked eerily familiar, and after digging through some things in the house he was in, he figured out why...it was 1993, and he was in the body of his own mother! His own mother as a teenager! The lifetime of pressure she laid on him finally made sense--she did it because it had to happen, just a he would have to do now to start the cycle over again.