Originally posted on March 17, 2009.
Abe was nearly devistated when the Great Shift swapped him into the body of a 300 pound woman. Instead of letting it get to him, he decided to do something about it. He started eating right, working out on a regular basis, and just taking amazing care of his new body. Two years later, he may not be as skinny as a supermodel, but he certainly grabs the attention of the men at the gym.
Originally posted on June 1, 2009.
It was like something out of an 80s movie. Drew, The best surfer on the beach had challenged Taylor to a surfing contest, but Taylor had never ridden a surfboard before. The stakes couldn't be higher - - Drew had stolen Taylor's body so she could surf professionally, and this wager was so that he could get his body back from her! He was at a severe disadvantage as not only did he not know how to surf, but he was thrown off by his new center of balance.
Originally posted on April 27, 2009.
Dave and Harry knew their buddy, Hank, would be pissed when he woke up. His ex-girlfriend had slipped something into his drink at the club that caused him to switch bodies with her. It was the strangest thing they had all ever seen, to see the two of them morph into each other; then they both passed out. They slipped their buddy and his ex into the bathroom to change their now ill-fitting clothes. They couldn't believe how hot Hank's ex was when they saw him in her body all naked. They didn't know how they were going to explain this to him when he woke up...
Originally posted on November 22, 2023.
Sheldon's lab was in absolute ruins. His latest invention had managed to overload and implode, completely destroying everything by pulling much of it into a singularity. Yet Sheldon standing in the wreckage was proof his invention had worked; he had swapped his brain into a different body!
Unfortunately, his original body now seemed to be little more than a pile of mush on the floor, likely along with the brain of the woman he swapped bodies with.
Sheldon realized he felt a sense of loss. But for his former body, he had always felt so uncomfortable in his own skin, and this new body was much, much better. No, he was sad for the loss of his machine that he would have to rebuild all over again. It had been so much time and effort. He knew he could do it, but he had just wished there was something to salvage, something that he could build off. It would be a lot of work, and he was worried his new body just might end up being a distraction.
Originally posted on Novmber 23, 2023.
Tori and Andy had spent the past few days trying to figure out how to swap back into their own bodies to no avail. Neither had made a demand of the other so far, but Tori finally had a request. She had a date with Todd, and she needed Andy to go as her.
Andy agreed readily. He couldn't say no to a free meal. But when he arrived, he was a little taken back that it was a sushi restaurant. Andy's body was allergic to fish, so it had always been something he avoided; he realized he technically wasn't right now (since he was in Tori's body), but it was still an unusual food for him. He just sort of stared at the omakase that Todd had ordered for them.
"Is everything okay?” Todd asked, "I thought this was your favorite."
Andy realized Todd knew a lot more about Tori than he did, so he tried to insert the occasional smile amongst his frowns and down a few of the sushi pieces. He knew he probably didn't leave a good impression; Todd didn't even try to kiss him at the end of the night. Andy told himself he'd apologize to Tori the next day.
But the next day, Tori was nowhere to be found. She was a little sad about missing out on one of her favorite meals, so she ordered some takeout sushi on her own. Andy had never mentioned his fish allergy, so she was in the hospital by the end of the night. Andy couldn't get much information from the doctors, but it sounded serious and life threatening. If things turned truly south, he'd be stuck in Tori's body forever.
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Originally posted on January 30, 2014.
Enraged, Ben kicked Lucy and Gene out of the room. He needed some time to think. Even if he could get his own body back, he wasn't sure he wanted it after what Lucy and Gene had done with it last night. He might just have to get used to being Lucy. However, as no court would likely believe any body swapping story, technically he'd be legally married to his own brother. That didn't seem like an option that was any better. But then again, he could always file for divorce. It would seem he'd have pretty good grounds to do so in this case. Then he'd be able to make a clean break with Lucy's body and continue on with her life as best as possible. He decided it wasn't just the best option, but the only option.
Originally posted on December 25, 2013.
The argument continued for several hours, but it was Melvin who eventually caved. He had always volunteered to play Santa Claus because of his big heart. He knew it wasn't worth fighting over. If it was one thing he lost because of his new body, he could easily give it up, especially considering all the great things he had gotten because of this new body in the months after the Shift.
Originally posted on March 24, 2011.
After she swapped bodies with her college dropout brother, Rachel thought it was pretty awful to be in his body. However, she soon learned that it may be even worse to have him in her body. She groaned as she saw him parading about wearing only a bikini on top and eating cereal straight from the box. She begged him to put on something more before they went out, but he shrugged it off, saying that he had already been out and no one seemed to mind.
Originally posted on March 15, 2011.
"Dude, what the hell are you laughing at?" Patrick asked his friend Tony.
"We stole these chicks' bodies to experience a few days as women. You laughed at me when I wore pants. You said a skirt is the true feminine experience.”
"Yeah, so?"
"Well, Pat, despite my pants--which are leather and totally sexy, by the way--notice how lady-like I am sitting; my legs are crossed. You're still sitting like a dude, legs spread open, and giving everyone a clear view..."
Pat pulled his knees together and began to laugh as well, “Whatever! It’s not technically my body, is it!?”
Originally posted on February 18, 2011.
The situation brought tears to Tom's eyes. He had become a chick! It felt so humiliating. He had been a womanizer and now he was a woman! He curled up in the bathtub, grabbed a cigarette, and cried. Tom cursed every day since the Great Shift. He had lost his body; he had lost his life; he was miserable.
Originally posted on January 4, 2011.
Matt couldn't believe he was dancing at a club for money. Of course, the first part of the disbelief was due to the fact that being in a woman's body was completely baffling to him. He woke up one morning as a woman with no identification anywhere. He found it hard to land a job with no social security number, no driver's license, and no proof of his experience. A sleazy guy outside of the club noticed his pouting one day and offered him a job paying under the table. He would work for only tips, meaning that he would have to shake his money-maker pretty hard to make a decent living. After his first week, he was completely depressed.
Originally posted on December 1, 2013.
Despite everyone being glad to see Melvin again, no one thought he could play Santa Claus with his new body. The mayor decided she'd be the one to tell him the bad news.
"I'm sorry, Melvin. I don't think you will work out as the town Santa Claus this year,” She said.
"Why not?" He huffed, placing his hands on his hips.
"Just look at you! Santa is an old, bearded man! You're a young woman now!”
"Who said Santa didn't shift along with the rest of us!"
"We need to keep the traditional Santa Claus to provide stability for the young children, Melvin.”
Originally posted on June 12, 2012.
Jim had been vacationing in Hawaii minding his own business when he heard a scream in the distance. A Japanese woman was running on the beach, yelling her head off about something. She soon came to stand next to Jim and stopped. She looked at him momentarily, as if she was sizing him up. Then she took her hand, which held a strange looking medallion and pressed it to Jim’s chest before throwing it as hard as she could into the ocean. She stared at Jim without blinking as the changes started. Within a few minutes, she was now in his body and he was now in hers. Now in his body, she proceeded to run away. Jim was tempted to run after her but realized that the medallion must have caused the swap. He needed to find it first. He jumped into the ocean in search. The water wasn’t very deep in this area, so he hoped he could find it!
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Originally posted on December 27, 2013.
Ben thought about returning to his own room in search of his brother, but he wasn't quite ready to venture out with Lucy's body. He waited. It was about an hour before he heard a knock at the door. After answering it, he needed to sit right back down. He saw Gene's arm around his former body, and then the two kissed. Ben was shocked. Gene tried to explain. He loved Lucy no matter what body she was in. Ben tried to protest. That wasn't just any body! That was HIS body! Even if Gene was gay or bisexual how could he!? That was Ben's body; the body of his own brother! Gene shrugged it off. It didn't matter to him, and it certainly hadn't made any difference last night.
Ben needed Gene to slow down and explain what had happened last night. Gene hesitated, saying that it had been his wedding night. He and Lucy had done what any married couple would do, even if Lucy was inside Ben's body.
Ben's eyes went even wider. He simply didn't believe what he was hearing. This was beyond weird; it was just plain disgusting!
Originally posted on December 5, 2023.
Jason wanted nothing more than to try to find his body to sort this all out, but it seemed Ye Jun was at the center of attention due to the fact that it was her birthday. And much like Jason had effortless sang in a foreign language he didn’t know, he was also able to interact with Ye Jun friends as she normally would. He also felt compelled to post much of the night’s events to social media. A few friends asked about the rumors of Ye Jun quitting the life of an influencer, which Jason felt compelled to deny, but he had the bad feeling the body swap was actually her way of doing it.
Jason was able to go back to Ye Jun’s apartment, apply her skincare routine, and get dressed all on what seemed like instinct. He awoke early knowing her schedule. She had to get to the airport so he could instagram a trip. He selected a cute pink outfit that he knew would photograph well with the airport lights, putting on makeup was long but effortless. Part of him was glad he had been left with all of her skills, but another part of him wish he hadn’t. Was he losing himself to her life? If she did want to quit, it would have been easier after the swap if just didn’t know how. And maybe he didn’t want to keep up her life as an influencer anyway, but he also didn’t know how to stop at this point! It was a whirlwind!
Originally posted on November 18, 2023.
Ron’s job had relocated him from the big city to a rather rural suburb halfways across the country. Things were cheap there, so he bought a big house. He wasn’t exactly crazy about living so far from an urban center, and everything just felt as off as a David Lynch film.
It was about a week when a woman arrived at his front porch with a basket. It was hard for him to not stare at her curves, but he did his best -- bringing the basket inside to distract himself as she spoke.
She said her name was Anna; she was his neighbor and welcoming him to the neighborhood on behalf of everyone. She said it all with a southern drawl, which was sort of quaint. As they exchanged additional pleasantries on the porch, a storm arrived. Ron offered to let her come inside, but Anna insisted that these things “usually pass quickly.”
The sky lit up in colors Ron had never seen before, and he soon found himself disoriented, grabbing onto the side of the porch. Once the strange storm passed, he realized the horror of what happened -- he had swapped bodies with Anna!
“What the hell?” He asked.
“Like I said,” Anna replied with Ron’s voice while maintaining her southern drawl, “These usually pass quickly. We’ll probably be back to our own bodies in a week or two. You best get back to my husband now; he really doesn’t like he spending too much time talking with other men.”
“But...I’m not you!”
“Yeah, but he doesn’t know that. He refuses to believe in any of this stuff...even though some quite strange things have happened to him over the years. You get used to it...”
Originally posted on February 7, 2014.
When Walter first found the Medallion of Zulu, he was eager to test it out by swapping with his friend Jenny. He didn't want to be stuck in her body forever, maybe just a day or two. But he had heard so many rumors about the medallion going missing while swapped that he knew he needed a plan. He thought it was simple enough, to dig a small hole in the backyard and place the medallion inside overnight for safe keeping. He hadn't expected the freak snowstorm while he slept. Now the Medallion was trapped under six feet of snow. Plus, he had no way of finding the marker to indicate exactly where it was buried. He only hoped to be Jenny for a day, but it seemed now he would be her until at least the spring thaw.
Originally posted on January 23, 2014.
Mike had been working at his small repair shop for about thirty years now. He had gotten quite good at fixing just about anything imaginable, and over the years he even created a few gadgets of his own. His latest was a rather remarkable device that allowed him to possess another person. He pledged to test it on his next customer. It didn't take long for one of his regulars to walk through the door, a young blond woman by the name of Marlene. She would always bring in things with the silliest things wrong -- one time the batteries in her clock had simply run out of juice -- so Mike didn't consider her the brightest person. It didn't matter. He fired up his device and zapped her. Soon enough, he had possessed her body while his own lay lifeless on the floor. He dragged his own body into a closet for safe keeping. It was heavier than he imagined, or maybe Marlene was just rather weak. He hadn't decided exactly how long he was going to stay like this, but he was sure going to enjoy his time.
Originally posted on July 25, 2019.
This just can’t be happening to me. I can’t be a woman! Worse still, I can’t be Hayley of all people! She was a nightmare to date, and we had finally broken up. I was happy to think I’d never see her again, but now I’ll see her every time I look in the mirror. She’s already been calling my phone non-stop to tell me what I should and shouldn’t be doing. I’ve probably talked to her more than in the past two days than I did the entire last month we were dating.
Originally posted on December 30, 2023.
I wasn’t quite sure exactly how they snuck up on me to kidnap me and place me in a prison. I figured I was lucky that they hadn’t locked it, and I began to explore around in order to find a way out.
I came across a woman sitting in a cell. She looked extremely beautiful but also skinny enough that I was worried she was malnourished. I opened the door to her cell; it had been unlocked as well, but she didn’t seem anxious to escape.
“You’re new? So I guess he’s not dead,” She mumbled before speaking more clearly, “There’s this mad scientist, and he does weird things to people. I used to be a guy like you until he transformed me into...this! Yeah, I look like a woman, but I’m not sure. Part of what he did to me makes me unable to take off this outfit. Maybe it’s my skin? I’m not sure. I don’t seem to need to use the bathroom anymore; I haven’t in months. Or at least it seems like months. He stopped feeding me shortly after he did this as well; that’s why I thought he was dead. But if he has taken you and placed you here...well, I’m sure he had plans for you. You’re probably in the stage where you think there is escape from this place. There is no escape. He will only release you when he is done with you. And maybe now that you’re here, he will be done with me soon.”
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Originally posted on December 5, 2013.
Before Gene returned, Ben had fallen asleep leaving his brother stuck outside in the halls of the hotel for the night. When he awoke the next morning, Ben had assumed it was all a dream, but a quick examination of his new body gave way to the obvious conclusion that swapping with his brother's wife had been an all-too-real experience. He played with her hair for a bit, marveling at the length -- he had never had long hair as a guy. Then there were the breasts. They were so heavy! He guessed part of that was his own fault; he hadn't put on a bra last night. He shuddered. If this couldn't be reversed, he'd have to get used to wearing a bra! In fact, he'd have to get used to women's clothing in general! And being a woman! Things like periods! And not only that, he was married to his own brother! Wait, his brother! He had locked him out last night! He rushed to open the door, half expecting to see Gene just sleeping in the hallway. But he wasn't there...
Originally posted on November 5, 2023.
After a rough day at work, Jason and a couple of co-workers hit up a karaoke place for happy hour. As they got drunk and sunk their hearts out, they soon began to realize they stayed much longer than they intended. They all agreed on just a few more songs as Jason excused himself to the bathroom. On his way back, he bumped into someone. He didn’t get a good look at them and being a little drunk didn’t help, but he was pretty sure it was a woman.
Before he could return to his co-workers,an arm reached out and pulled him into a different room.
“Ye Jun! Why do you look so confused,” One of the people in the room asked Jason, “It’s your birthday! We are celebrating! Be happy!” The person handed Jason a drink. Jason noticed the fact that his hand clutching the glass had pink painted nails. Within a few more seconds, he noticed they matched a shiny pink dress he now wore.
He could only guess he swapped bodies with the woman he had run into in the hall. But what could he do about it? He tried to think of an excuse to leave, but didn’t even have time to think of something before another person put a microphone in his hand and he found himself flawlessly singing in a language he didn’t even understand.
Originally posted on August 30, 2020.
There were no words to describe the horrific nature of what Jack and Anna had just experienced in the museum’s Egyptian wing. Some cursed artifact had been somehow triggered and ancient spirits began to possess guests. In some ways, Jack and Anna had both been fortunate in that neither had been possessed. However, being in such close proximity to the chaos, their spirits did get shaken up a bit. As a result, Jack’s spirit was now inside of Anna and visa versa.
They didn’t speak as they wandered into another wing and finally sat down. Jack still didn’t want to say anything, but as the man, was he supposed to offer comfort? Of course, he wasn’t really ‘the man’ anymore now that he had Anna’s body; maybe she should be the one comforting him? Was comfort even appropriate? After all, this museum trip was only their second date. He began to think how he really didn’t even know Anna all that well, and now he was expected to be her? To live her life? Go to her job? Despite the stress and worry, he still sat silent and unflinching. Anna did the same.
Originally posted on May 13, 2023.
“Probably the only piece of good news is that we’re relatively isolated at this Arctic research station,” Norman Grange reported to the rest of his team, “It goes without saying that machine swapped all our bodies. The effects seems to be limited to the station and the nearby village, where the woman, whose body I seem to now have, lived. But the machine has powered down, and many parts seem worn or destroyed. A good number of them haven’t been made in decades by companies that are long gone. We may never be able to turn it on again, let alone swap back. Whatever body we may currently have may just be our new bodies going forward. We will continue to investigate, of course, but don’t get your hopes up.”
Originally posted on April 28, 2023.
After the Great Shift, the comany Blake worked for allowed employees to work from home for two months, but soon after pushed everyone to go back to the office. But Blake was a little bit concerned about doing so, and scheduled a meeting with June from HR right away. When June arrived in Blake’s office for the meeting, she was shocked to see how large his belly was.
“I guess I need to ask about some additional work from home time,” He asked.
“We have a maternity policy!” June said quite surprised, “Why didn’t you tell anyone!”
“I wasn’t sure what to say! It’s one thing to tell everyone you swapped with a woman, but a woman who was seven months pregnant? The doctors think I’m due any day now though.”
Originally posted on April 12, 2023.
Simon looked at his app to see that every single rideshare service was upping their fees due to congestion, so he signed up for to share a ride with a person going to the same place. He was picked up first, and a woman got in soon after. They didn’t make any small talk as they were stuck in traffic; they both just seemed to grumble.
They both got out in front of the same building. The driver turned to Simon and said, “Have a nice day, Sir.” After feeling woozy for a moment, Simon replied as soon as he was able, “You have a nice day, too.” He suddenly found himself once again feeling woozy.
He didn’t realize he swapped with the driver; he never got a chance to read the journal. It was probably the shortest time stuck in the driver’s body in the history of the magic taxi. But as he now stood on the side of the road in the body of the woman he had just ridden with, he did guess that the swap had something to do with the taxi. He began trying to hail another, hoping to take another ride and trigger another swap. He didn’t want to be stuck as a woman, but he had no clue that not just any taxi would do the trick; it had to be the one specific magic taxi...
Originally posted on March 31, 2023.
“We know that thing that swapped our bodies is somewhere up in the mountain. I’m going to go up there, catch it, and force it to swap us back to normal,” Jack declared. He certainly didn’t want to. He didn’t want to put himself (and Emi’s body) at risk. But he had the training (even if he was worried Emi’s body didn’t have the stamina).
“I’m coming too!” Emi tried to pipe in.
Jack shook his head, “No, I can’t risk you. You’ll be fine. I have savings set up under my name.If I don’t come back, you can survive as me. You’ll be able to cope.”
“And you can survive just fine as me! You don’t need to chase after this thing!”
Jack thought about it, but he didn’t want to be stuck as a woman for the rest of his life. He knew he could do this...
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Originally posted on November 5, 2013.
Being swapped with his brother's wife made Ben feel so uncomfortable. It might have been due to the fact that he had almost been in a compromising position with his own brother at the moment of the swap or it might just be because he was now in Lucy's very feminine body. One thing was for sure, he didn't want to stay in that awkward wedding dress. He grabbed a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt from Lucy's suitcase and went to the bathroom to change. Gene told him it was nothing he hadn't seen before; that only made Ben feel even more uncomfortable. Even after he changed, he felt weird about going back out to the room. He just waited for a while before yelling out a lie to his brother about having trouble.
Then Ben suggested that Gene go check in on Lucy. After all, if he was in Lucy's body, Lucy was probably in his body. He told Gene the room number and waited for the door of the suite to shut. He deadbolted it. He didn't want his brother coming back. The way Gene looked at Lucy's body was still so lustful, even with Ben inside, and it made Ben feel just a little afraid. He needed to be alone right now.
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Originally posted on March 5, 2019.
Abe could see the expression on his former face drop with disappointment before watching his old body shuffle away again. Abe continued to smile as he performed one of the moves he had seen the yoga instructor do earlier. He marveled at not just how flexible this body was but how strong as well! He could hold all his weight up with his arms effortlessly.
He shouted out to his old body that he’d be wiling to swap back if they ever found a way, but the shouting seem to be ignored. Abe remembered how poor his hearing had been before swapping and realized it was likely she just hadn’t heard him. He shrugged. He had no desire to go back to his original body. He was young again and more energetic, spry, and fit than he had ever remembered being in his life. He assumed this could only look up from here.
Originally posted on March 15, 2009.
Adam dropped his head into his hand. Of all the bodies of all the people in the world, why did the Great Shift swap him with his ex-girlfriend?? After he found out she cheated on him, they broke up, and he never wanted to see her ever again. However, it appears that now he'll be seeing her face every day for the rest of his life.
Originally posted on January 10, 2014.
A visit to the mall had an unexpected consequence for Joel after he stumbled into a strange store he had never seen before. An old man in a bathrobe behind the counter had given him a free sample of some odd liquid drink. Joel shrugged as he downed it. He felt sort of bad for the old guy; there wasn't a single other customer there. Within moments, his insides began to churn. The liquid was changing him into a woman! He shouted to be turned back, but the old man said the liquid must do its work; it would wear off in a few hours. Joel sighed and decided he'd walk around the mall to kill the time, ensuring he'd be close to the store if it didn't wear off. As he wandered, shoe shops and women's clothing stores started to seem more appealing. He knew he wouldn't be a woman for long, but he just couldn't help but buy a few things. He thought about how hot he'd look in some of them, but didn't really consider that the liquid would wear off before getting a chance to see himself wear these things. Then a thought occurred to him. He rushed back to the old man's store and asked to buy an entire case of the liquid he had earlier. He brushed aside any warning and plunked down his credit card. He was going to see how this new body looked in these outfits tonight!
