Monday, December 23, 2024

Feminine Experience

Originally posted on March 15, 2011.

"Dude, what the hell are you laughing at?" Patrick asked his friend Tony.

"We stole these chicks' bodies to experience a few days as women. You laughed at me when I wore pants. You said a skirt is the true feminine experience.”

"Yeah, so?"

"Well, Pat, despite my pants--which are leather and totally sexy, by the way--notice how lady-like I am sitting; my legs are crossed. You're still sitting like a dude, legs spread open, and giving everyone a clear view..."

Pat pulled his knees together and began to laugh as well, “Whatever! It’s not technically my body, is it!?”

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