Originally posted on June 30, 2009.
Tim was bowling when the Great Shift happened, and it swapped him into the body of a woman who was walking outside. There was a lot for him to be pissed about. For starters, he was now a woman! That was bad enough, but the heels she was wearing were insanely tall. He had now become 15 years younger, and he felt so weak. At least the bowling alley would be able to help him on one of his problems. He went up to the counter and offered $100 from the woman's purse to buy a pair of bowling shoes that would fit. He sat on the floor to change and then headed on home, thankful he wouldn't have to walk in those heels the woman owned.