Seven to Two

Originally posted on July 27, 2009.

Jamal laughed out loud when a five foot tall woman in a skimpy yellow top challenged him to a game of one-on-one. At close to seven feet, the African American man was confident in his basketball dominance over this woman. When she asked to "make it interesting," he almost didn't accept, thinking it wasn't a fair bet at all. He was convinced when she told him that the stakes were "anything I want against anything YOU want." "Anything," she cooed once more, and he was sold. He was totally caught off guard when she crushed him, 7 to 2. " Remember the stakes," she said, "Anything I want, and I want your body." Jamal looked confused for a minute, a little scared by the look in her eye. He picked up the ball and started to walk away, but all of a sudden fell over in pain. He felt most of his body contract, but a few parts felt like they were expanding. Something was wrong. He stood up to look back to where the woman was standing, but she had disappeared. He brought the ball to his chest and that's when he realized what was wrong. He had two boobs hanging down from there covered in a very familiar yellow top. She had stolen his tall body and left him in hers!