Originally posted on July 24, 2010.
"Listen up, Class! I realize that in light of the current situation, we will probably all be sent home, but I have yet to hear word from the administration, so until then we are going to resume our studies as usual. I know that it may be difficult in our new bodies to concentrate, especially considering that I am in Kelly Parker's body--yes, I am aware of her reputation and the outfit she chose to wear today doesn't help--but let us please continue our daily lessons." Professor Henry Langton lecured to his class in the hours after the Great Shift. He did his best, but it was hard to command his students from the body of the school slut. He waited patiently for the end of the school day in hopes that he could find some new clothes!