Don't Be a B*tch

Originally posted before 2009 to Yahoo! Groups.

Steven sighed. Why did his girlfriend have to be such a jerk to that witch? When the two accidentally bumped on the street, she screamed at the old woman and called her a b*tch. The next thing Steven knew, his girlfriend was on all fours, barking, and growing hair all over her body; she was turning into a dog! Steven sternly demanded of the witch, “I want my girlfriend back here...now!” The witch smiled and nodded. Steven felt his body shift around his vision momentarily went black. When he could see again, the witch was gone, and his girlfriend was sure back -- because he was now in her body. He picked up the dog his girlfriend had become and took it back to their apartment, frantically searching for a way back to normal.