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Thursday, April 13, 2023

No Financial Advice Tomorrow

Originally posted prior to 2009 in Yahoo! Groups.

Tim had been enjoying a nice, quiet evening at home, trying to forget the stress of his daily life as a financial consultant. As he fell asleep on the couch watching the early news, the Great Shift struck. He soon found himself in the body of a beautiful clubgoer. Immediately, as did many around him, he began to explore his new body when a woman approached him. She claimed to be the boyfriend of the body he was currently in, and asked if their relationship could still somehow work. Tim decided that for tonight, he would pretend to be one of the few people unchanged by the Shift. I mean, after the confusion of the Shift, they really wouldn’t expect him at work tomorrow, right?

Tim had been enjoying a nice, quiet evening at home, trying to forget the stress of his daily life as a financial consultant. As he fell asleep on the couch watching the early news, the Great Shift struck. He soon found himself in the body of a beautiful clubgoer. Immediately, as did many around him, he began to explore his new body when a woman approached him. She claimed to be the boyfriend of the body he was currently in, and asked if their relationship could still somehow work. Tim decided that for tonight, he would pretend to be one of the few people unchanged by the Shift. I mean, after the confusion of the Shift, they really wouldn’t expect him at work tomorrow, right?

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