Originally posted March 16, 2009.
"Look, Dad, I'll level with you." Ryan stated, "Mom swapped my body with your secretary's because she was convinced you were having an affair with her. However, after the way you've just been leering at me all day, I don't think you'd ever have the confidence to say hello, let alone build up the courage to ask her to sleep with you. Anyway, it's just been creepy, and I feel bad for Miss Li if this is your behavior around her all day."