Ruined

Originally posted on December 26, 2024.

Tony had snuck around the back of the wedding venue at the start of the reception to have a cigarette. He knew his sister would give him a hard time about smoking if he didn't do it discretely. She'd say he was ruining her wedding or something. All that worry faded away when he took a few puffs.

"Got one to spare?” One of his sister's bridesmaids asked.

He handed her one, and the two got to talking. Her name was Crystal; she knew Tony's sister from college. She was sneaking around trying to find a smoke for the same reason he was hiding seriously fearlful of his sister's wrath. They began to laugh and enjoy each other's company, but just as they were about to head back to the reception when a strange feeling washed over them both.

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In the next instant, Tony could feel his clothes were much too restrictive. He looked down to see the pale pink bridesmaid dress covering his body that he now filled out quite nicely. Yet his hair was still short; he jaw still square with a little bit of stubble. He looked over. Crystal's head was now on his body!

They both rushed to the reception where things were even worse. It seemed just about every last guest was in the same situation Tony and Crystal were. Tony's sister was probably crying the most. Her head was atop their elderly grandmother's body. She was stuck in a wheelchair and absolutely panicking. She had been worried about her wedding being ruined by the absolutely smallest thing, but it seems it was actually ruined by the most hugest, craziest thing possible!