A Car Crash

Caption from Alicia's Yahoo! Group, pre-2009 (I think).

Jerry was sitting at home when the Great Shift happened; however, it flung him into the body of a young, female driver. Shocked to suddenly be behind the wheel, he ended up in a nasty crash. As he was in his 50s, Jerry assumed he must have experienced some type of blackout, but he was always one to keep a cool head, so he pulled the car off to the side of the road to assess the damage. This car was red--his was blue! Had he stolen a car in his blackout? That's when he realized the car wasn't what he should be assessing--it was his situation, as he noticed he somehow swapped bodies with a blonde woman. She couldn't have been older than 20. He got back in the car and turned on the radio. His usual station was nothing but static. As he flipped through the dial, he came across a newsreport about The Great Shift. An occurrence which swapped the bodies of 20% of the world's population. That certainly explained the situation. Considering the car was in no position to be driven, he decided to see what he could find out about his new body. Turns out he was 19-year-old Michelle Wilson; she had a community college ID, drivers license, and a few tampons in her purse, pants, and decided to insert a tampon--just to be safe. However, in the midst of this a cop knocked on the car's window. An embarrassed Jerry turned the same bright red as the car he was now in.