Originally posted on August 20, 2009.
When the Great Shift hit, Adam suddenly found himself up in the air and spinning somehow. He was also strangely cold. The next thing he knew, his feet were hitting something cold, but he didn't have solid footing, so he fell. He legs split apart, and he thought it was going to hurt; however, he was now able to do a perfect split. He had become his sister, who was attending her ice skating practice. The reason that he was able to do the split was because he no longer had his penis between his legs!
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