Originally posted on January 11, 2013.
“At this time all we can do is ask that everyone remain calm. So far all we know about this so-called ‘Great Shift’ is that it caused most of the world’s population to swap bodies. We do not yet know how or why. As you can all plainly see I have swapped bodies with my wife, but yet I assure you it is I, Mayor Tom Denton. Once again, I hope you all remain calm and look out for one another at the time. We will be speaking with state and local officials and provide more information when we have it.”