Originally posted on January 8, 2010.
When Herbert Winslow hired an escort to be his date for the evening, he never expected to swap bodies with her. For the past 20 minutes he had been listening to her yell at him in HIS voice asking for her body back, asking why he stole her body, and so on.
Finally he snapped, "Look, I didn't steal your body. I don't know why we swapped bodies. Why would I want to go from being a successful CEO of a fortune 500 company to being a woman who has to resort to being an escort to make money? Stop bitching and let's figure this out."