Originally posted May 19, 2009.
Parker had been napping when the Great Shift happened. When he awoke, he found himself in a strange bed in a strange room in a strange body. As he started to explore the curves of his new body, he heard a man enter. "Thank God," the man said, "Are you alright, honey? I was scared when I heard about the news report about people's bodies being swapped, but I'm still me. Are you still you?" Parked stammered, "I'm sorry; I'm afraid I have some bad news for you..."
The bad news is that I'm not her, I am but not. The good news, I think I'm pregnant, and even if where possible, I couldn't not until at least eight to nine months.
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