App

Originally posted on February 17, 2024.

“Come on, Dude! Stop being so upset! Our app worked! It f*cking worked!” Devin said as he showed off the app’s dashboard.

“I know,” Brett said frustrated, “But it was supposed to swap our bodies. Instead it swapped you and my girlfriend. As you can imagine, she’s not happy about it. She’s not even speaking with me.”

“Who cares? Sure, there were some miscalculations, but we have an app that literally switches bodies! We’re gonna be rich!”

Brett grabbed the phone from Devin’s hand. Everything did seem stable.

“We have twelve hours until Andrea and I can swap back,” Devin said, “God, there’s so much I can do in that time. So much that we can do, if you want...”

“Gross, Dude! I can do what I want with my girlfriend once she’s actually inside her own body again. You better not do anything weird...”