Originally posted on January 10, 2014.
A visit to the mall had an unexpected consequence for Joel after he stumbled into a strange store he had never seen before. An old man in a bathrobe behind the counter had given him a free sample of some odd liquid drink. Joel shrugged as he downed it. He felt sort of bad for the old guy; there wasn't a single other customer there. Within moments, his insides began to churn. The liquid was changing him into a woman! He shouted to be turned back, but the old man said the liquid must do its work; it would wear off in a few hours. Joel sighed and decided he'd walk around the mall to kill the time, ensuring he'd be close to the store if it didn't wear off. As he wandered, shoe shops and women's clothing stores started to seem more appealing. He knew he wouldn't be a woman for long, but he just couldn't help but buy a few things. He thought about how hot he'd look in some of them, but didn't really consider that the liquid would wear off before getting a chance to see himself wear these things. Then a thought occurred to him. He rushed back to the old man's store and asked to buy an entire case of the liquid he had earlier. He brushed aside any warning and plunked down his credit card. He was going to see how this new body looked in these outfits tonight!
